Irish lessons

So i have beenin Dublin for about 3 weeks and have learned so many wonderful things from the people I work with… these people are a riot

Irish lesson #1… breakfast pudding is not a dessert or sweet snack… yuck
Irish lesson #2: when someone asks if they can knock you up in the morning, it does not mean impregnate…
Irish lesson #3: traffic comes from the right…
Irish lesson #4: Guinness is the world and the world is Guinness
Irish lesson #5: We hate the English
Irish lesson # 6 Mackenzie is the best first, middle and last name
Irish lesson # 7 you cannot have tea without milk
Irish lesson # 8 there is always time for a tea break…
Irish lesson #9 Dublin closes at 3:30pm on the weekdays, to start drinking by 5pm
Irish lesson #10 Irish time is always 10 minutes late
Irish lesson # 11: Rugby is a thug’s game played by gentlemen and Football (soccer) is a gentlemen’s game played by thugs
Irish lesson #12: if you are female and you don’t drink it is assumed you are pregnant… sheesh!

So much to learn and so little time… well I still have 6 weeks!