Sex With A Cowboy
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Meg e-mailed this to me… I thought it was really funny so I thought id share!
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she
had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State ;
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it’s ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes…those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked,
"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
this must be a southern thing i don’t get. inside joke maybe? or i could just be thick. 😉
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lol. I keep giggling about this. All the guys I went to college with would LOVE LOVE LOVE it. I dont think I could ever look at the back pocket and see a snuff container with out laughing
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at the bottom of the page? i don’t see them?
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there’s no picture though…?
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I’ve read this somewhere and I love it! LOL
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was it a skoal can in their back pocket? have a good night
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LMAO
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Haha…that’s cute 🙂 RYN: I have a picture of my ring, but it makes my finger look fat…maybe I’ll post it anyways. Take care 🙂
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*HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA* *lol* Snuff….lol
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hahaha! That’s too cute! lol
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Lol !!!!!!!!!!Hugs-
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LMAO!! hehehe
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lol! that’s cute
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lmao!!! :))
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Pictures didn’t show up.. so I didnt get it..
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you’ve really lost interest in OD, huh? 🙁
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Where have you been, hun?? Miss you!!
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HAHAHA thats is really hilarious
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Hope you’re having a good trip!! 😀
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Hope everything is well with you. I miss your updates!!
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RYN: as i said, there was nothing wrong with the basic ideas. it was the way it was presented. it needed more proof to back it up. it was getting from point A to point B without explanation. a bit of psychology to explain where the ideas were coming from would have made it seem less extreme and it would have made it credible. 🙂 sorry. i didn’t know quite when the florida trip was. i was just trying to express concern over where you were.
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RYN: i don’t think you were rude. 🙂
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