rumor control

Like any big high school we get the same rumors your high school had. Before Columbine we had them and it’s no different today.

But this time the rumor was especially scary for the school.

Because a student who just came from a different school wanted to be cool and show off some bullets in a threatening manner. Except he lost them around the school.

So here we have a rumor about a kid shooting up the school and then random bullets discovered.

Happy Valentines Day.

Aggression is always a part of high school. I told them to shut up and somehow told them something about getting hit with a lead pipe. A girl in the front row said, “You always talk about getting hit with a lead pipe!”

Some smart aleck kid in the front said he could beat me up even if I had the lead pipe. Well, I don’t care how many degrees I get- I’m not letting a challenge like that go. SO I said, he could hit me but it wouldn’t stop me.

Then he stood up and showed me his uppercut. I laughed and pointed to the girl next to him and said, “I’m more afraid of her!” But he was honestly fuming. We were both staring at each other.

No hard feelings. I just want them to know I could still beat them up.

Now the other teacher in that room had a similar run in. But his answer to the challenge was fucking awesome. He said a student was telling him he was going to “lay his nigger ass out” (both are black) so he said to him: “Son, do you know why phones have emergency numbers?”

“What the fuck you mean old man?”

“Son they have 911 for a reason and if you step to me you are gonna find out first hand.”

haha, punk.