2/5/05

Requested Survey 2/5/2005

Hear ye, hear ye! WarriorPoet has issued a formal request that so humble a knave as myself should partake in the Sport of Kings – the Triplicate Survey!

three screen names you have had: shaggy0798, something about pythons, albinospittingcobra

three things you hate about yourself: Inability to decide on a career, inability to believe in any religion, inability to finish what I

three parts of your heritage: Austrian, Swedish, Polish

three things that scare you: murder, not caring about murder, the McRib at McDonalds

three of your everyday essentials: Arts and Letters Daily, NY Times, The Onion.

three things you’re wearing now: Citizen Watch, Timberland long sleeved shirt (for the second day), khaki pants (for the third day)

three new things you want to try in the next twelve months: motorcross, teach without relying on the book so much, write a book

three things you want in a relationship (love is a given): fun, passion, comfort

two truths and a lie: I am watching SNL, I just watched “Quiz Show” and I will watch Entertainment Tonight

three things about the opposite sex that appeal to you: boobs, lips, butt

three things about the same sex that appeal to you: loyalty, joking around, thinking about childhood and having fun like kids

three things you just can’t do: Watch Bill O’Reilly, Give up on students, dunk a basketball

three of your favorite hobbies: reading, complaining, sex

three things you want to do very badly right now: see above!

three careers you would consider: rapper, professional football player, actor

three places you want to go on vacation: Peru, Back to Spain (ahh I loved it), Moscow

three kids’ names: What The Fuck?

three things you want to do before you die: Damn this is a good question…Just know why I’m alive.

three people who have to do this quiz now: cha-cha…,
damnedhumanrace,
unbroken