January 8, 2006

she’s electric

I finally got a chance to see The Chronicles of Narnia this weekend, but Im afraid that I may have ruined the movie for Chad. I can be slightly disturbing and weird. For example.

Edmund: May I have some Turkish Delight, please, Your Majesty?
Me: Shes got some nice Turkish Delight-flavored CRACK for you!

Wolf: *Mox j00.*
Peter: *Smolders, holding sword.*
Wolf: *Mox j00.*
Susan: You know, Peter, this river is made of water.
Everyone: *Falls into the water.*
Me: Oh look! Its a wet beaver!

Aslan: *Sacrifices himself.*
Me: Is it time for me to use my Shave my pussy! line yet?

And so on.

I think I should probably not be allowed to see childrens movies anymore. At the very least, I should come with a PG-13 rating.

GoodApollo

January 9, 2006

Hehe. Funny. This worthwhile note brought to you by Nathan Enterprises Inc. – Ruining Comedy For Profit Since 1986

Decked in ruse.

January 9, 2006

Pg-13 indeed. You know? I think the movie would have been better for me with such comments. I wasn’t too wild about it.

GoodApollo

January 9, 2006

of course you can steal it.

moons of jupiter

January 9, 2006

you’re hilarious. i don’t think i’d complain if i had to watch a movie with you. you’d keep me sane. 😉

ImperfectlyBeautiful

January 9, 2006

hahhaha. I havn’t seen that movie yet, not sure I want to though! xoxo Jezsyka

((brilliant))

January 9, 2006

and here i was all excited just because i recognized liam neeson’s voice the first time aslan spoke. 😀

depth of my emotions

January 9, 2006

hahahaa this really made me laugh a lot a lot

mr. goth glam

January 9, 2006

Don’t worry. I do that, too. A lot.

El Mauricio

January 9, 2006

lolno seriously, I’m actually laughing out loudsounds like something I’d doyou should have seen me the first time I saw the Matrixin theaters like 10 years ago’Mi nombre es Neo’

I capture the castle

January 10, 2006

yey for random comments during films!(i’ve read all your recent updates excuse the not noting)re: it doesn’t change the way i feel about himif it did i wouldn’t be a good kind of personbut thanks for your two cents hunxo

forte

January 10, 2006

I think that perhaps you may be deserving of an R rating. ;;

eucatastrophe.

January 10, 2006

haha. as terrible as those all were, i loved them.it was a great movie, but making fun of it certainly isn’t against the rules!laura