TCHR TEMPTATION PASSES OUT WHILE SNIFFING CORSAGES

No…That didn’t really happen.  The dance was lovely.  The students surprised me by just exactly HOW well behaved they were.  The boys were such handsome STUDS and the girls were beautiful PRINCESSES.  They loved our skit….and actually even sang along with the TEMPTATIONS!  too funny.

I spent Saturday in recuperation overdrive.  I made a sloth look like the energizer bunny in comparison. 

Chickie graduates Friday – and Young Stud & Star will arrive Thursday.  Things are still busy busy busy here – and there is so much to write about that I cannot sort it out to decide exactly WHAT to write about!

Instead of sharing my creative juices….let me share an assignment I gave.

IF I COULD DO ANYTHING.  Write and complete this sentence:  If I could do anything at all, I would……  Then write a well-constructed paragraph explaining why. 

If I could do anything at all I would become a nurse.  I would be a nurse to help people.  And so I can see what its like to work at a hospital.  I would also see how much college I would have to take.

If I could do anything I would nurt my math teacher.  I would hurt her because she is always trying to get someone in trouble and is a little witch.  She always be trying to write people up for no reason and gets on my very last nerve.  If I could do anything I will definately hurt my math teacher.

If I could do anything I would have x-ray vision to melt everything gthat gets me mad.  That would be great.  I would have so much fun.  That’s so cool, huh?

I would take anything I want.  I would buy me another dirt bike or a four wheeler.  I would also be a raper so I would become famous for a day.  (I’m pretty sure this student meant RAPPER rather than raper)

If I could do anything, I would become the first (part) black woman president.  I would be the first (part) black woman president because there has never been one before.  I also want to do that so I could get Bush out of office.  Ummm and I could tell people to do whatever I want.  And I can do whatever I want with tax payers money (since Bush is) wo I would go shopping every day. (And I wouldn’t get caught like Bill Clinton).

If I could do anything at all I would go back in time and save Scarface from all the shooting.  And I would have protected Tupac Shakur from the guy that shot him.

If I could do anything at all, I would go to Bush Gardens and ride all of the rides.

If I could do anything at all I would be to go back in time when my mom was home when my boyfriend was home too.  I miss both of them very much.

I would become a football player.  I would become a football player because you make money.  I would buy a car and everything.  Buy Mom a house.

If I could do anything at all I would stop the war.  If I could stop the war I think that will be doing a big favor to everybody around the world.  The war is affecting the hole world.  I think that stopping the war is a way to make peace in the world.  Definitely stopping the war is what I wish I could do.

If I could do anything at all I would be a lawyer cause its fun being in court and defending people.  Also have a great career.  And then yell at people and stand up for most of them.

If I could do anything at all, I would get all my money and buy a car.  The other thing is that I buy a house for my mom, sister and father.

If I could do anything, I would have the power to be invisible and do anything when people can’t see.  I would be able to steal stuff.  I would be able to enter classes late.  And finally be able to steal the answers to tests.

If I do something I like to teach a student of not speak very wow Engles.  I like for my future do a teacher the ESOL.  I think this is good decision for everything you do.

If I could done anything at all I would sing.  Cos I think my words are helpful and calm.  When I write music my words are real.  Also my words are about real things that actually happened to me and so I put em in my words an dgirls can relate to what I say.

If I could do anything I would be everything.  I would be a football basketball baseball player at the same time.

If I could do anything at all I would try to see if I could make the world or earth a place with happiness.  People that are not bad.  There would be no fights or wars.  Also I would do is for the money food, bill taxes.  I would put the correct amount for each item.  These are the many things I would do if I could.

If I could do anything at all I would stop drugs.  I hate drugs.  Drugs are bad.  I would not like people to mess up there live for drugs.  I would try to change a live so I would stop drugs.

If I could do anything at all I would go to the mall and get all the shoes I like and the clothes.  And get all the food so I woun’t ever be hungry again. 

If I could do anyuthing at all I would go to PE every time I could and go to play some football and look at the girls.

If I could do anything at all I would find a cure for people with can cer and HIV.  So they can live a lot longer and have more time to be with there lovfe ones.  I would also give me a lot of money and make me happy.  But the best thing other than the money is seeing someone happy and ready to move on with there life.

If I could do anything at all I would move.  I would move to a house and get a dog.  I would work for the government then I’ll become president.

To not ride in a stolen car with my friends.  I told them that I was OKAY.  Mayabe next time but I was just kidding.  I knew they were going to get caught.

If I could do anything at all I would make a movie for free.  It would be action.  I’ll get all the good actors.  I’ll get all the good people that do movies.  I’ll also put myself in the movie.

If I could do anything it would have to be able to fly.  It would be fun to just go up in the air without having to drive.  It would just be so fun.

You see why I love this job?  NEVER A DULL MOMENT with all these diverse personalitites!