Send Me a RAFT

One of the things I have been taught in my “How to be a Teacher” courses is that students no longer can learn the way I did.  Nope.  Can’t happen.  Students today cannot be expected to sit quietly for more than 12 minutes (that’s a maximum, depending on age).  Not only that – they cannot be expected to stay focused on any one thing for more than 12 minutes.  Lecture/take notes/read text/do homework methodology just cannot work.  Not with today’s children.  So say the pundits.  Since the pundits highly influence my paycheck, I am required to agree and act accordingly.

 

Please believe that I am an avid fan of INTERESTING and RELEVANT instruction.  I suffered through plenty of dryasdust classes, barely escaping with my sanity, never mind retaining any knowledge.  I get it, OK? 

But I’m having a little trouble with this current thinking which makes the acquisition of knowledge predominantly Student Owned.  Teachers as ‘facilitators’ rather than instructors.  I’m not sure I can do this topic justice, in a typical Wolfie rant, so I think I will apply one of the “strategies” we are taught to employ.  It’s called RAFT.  RAFT Papers are simply a way to think about the four main things that all writers have to consider:

 

Role of the Writer  Who are you as the writer? Are you Abraham Lincoln? A warrior? A homeless person? An auto mechanic? The endangered snail darter?

Audience:  To whom are you writing? Is your audience the American people? A friend? Your teacher? Readers of a newspaper? A local bank?

Format:  What form will the writing take? Is it a letter? A classified ad? A speech? A poem?

Topic:  What’s the subject or the point of this piece? Is it to persuade a goddess to spare your life? To plead for a re-test? To call for stricter regulations on logging?

 

So, for the balance of this entry my ROLE will be the previously mentioned 12 minute block of time.  My AUDIENCE will be my “customer”, an educator/teacher.  My chosen FORMAT is the business memo, and my TOPIC will be Meeting Your Educational Goals, the symbol of Highly Effective Educators (anybody get the acronym here – HEE  ?????  heh)

 

FROM:  Terrence Twelveminute

TO:        Ima Wornout, HEE

SUBJECT:  Meeting Your Educational Goals

It has come to my attention that you may be having trouble meeting your specific educational goals.  Often times when educators have trouble meeting their goals it is because the goals can seem nebulous and vague, when they are actually quite precise.  

 

First, let me remind you that you have a responsibility set forth by no less of an educational mastermind than our President, George W. Bush, to make sure that there is NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND.  Should a child, any child, BE left behind you will be held accountable, responsible and, quite possibly, personally liable.<SPAN style="

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Secondly, let me provide you with some insight about how to best capitalize on the 12 minutes of attention you can expect from each and every one of your students at least once a day.

 

1.       Students must have choice wherever possible.  For each topic to be covered, you must provide students an array of assignments to choose from.  These various assignments should be designed to accommodate and tantalize each of the multiple learning styles in your classroom. 

2.       Students working cooperatively together in groups is best.   This way the students can investigate the subject matter at hand and focus on their work without the distraction of a teacher actually teaching them.

3.       A variety of non-traditional assessments should be used to measure whether students are learning and retaining the subject matter.  Pencil and paper tests are not an accurate measure of student learning.  Don’t forget, however, that students will still be required to pass benchmark levels on standardized (pencil and paper) tests and your reputation as a professional (and your continued employment) is dependant upon your students’ ability to take and pass these standardized tests.

4.       You will have students in your class that are non English speakers.  Don’t leave them out of your 12 minute blocks.  They often cannot work in cooperative groups with other students because of the language barrier.  They also will not understand your instructions.  They must have same choices as the other students and they must pass the same standardized tests.  Please do not single them out for individual attention as this can prove devastatingly embarrassing to the student.

5.       In the 70 minute block scheduling you currently use, you have a bountiful SIX 12 minute intervals to plan activities for.  What an awesome opportunity for you as an educator.  Make sure that the students have the opportunity to get up and move between each 12 minute span.  They are growing bodies, and growing bodies cannot be expected to sit in one place. 

 

Ms. Wornout, I trust that the information and guidance I have provided you with in this memo will prove valuable and I expect for you to incorporate all suggestions into your classroom immediately.  If you have any questions or concerns, please contact someone other than me.  My function is not to answer your questions or coddle your concerns.  My function is to lay down the law.  Thank you for your time and service.

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November 6, 2004

GAH! I don’t know how you teachers do it, truly I don’t. I would be tearing my hair out.

November 6, 2004

Ah, now I get it. The inmates are running the asylum. You, as charge nurse, are locked in the med room because there is no help available on your ward and the inmates are breaking up the furniture? How did we ever go so far astray? I’ll bet you sometimes long for Mrs. Breden’s big paddle. Absent that, wouldn’t you love being free to just teach?

I’m glad I didn’t become a teacher. That is a real load of hogwash you are saddled with. bd (nsi)

November 6, 2004

You explain it so well. I was repremanded for keeping the kids in their seats too long for a math lesson. It was a whomping 20 min for 4th graders. I am scared for the future.

November 6, 2004

My condolences. No wonder kids aren’t learning. Teachers aren’t allowed to teach. God help us.

November 6, 2004

eek. . . maybe i shouldnt become a teacher.

November 6, 2004

Aw, crap! How do you stand it? I have something that might take your mind off this. With a grin…

November 6, 2004

*grin* I feel for ya, when I’m done with my national service, I think I might be going into teaching. I know its rewarding…but its more or less hair loss inducing alot of the times eh?

November 6, 2004

I couldn’t do it, I’d be killing children, it just wouldn’t be a pretty sight! LOL 🙂

November 6, 2004

oh and having a 12 year old that is at this moment in the same sort of class that you teach, I really really feel sorry for you! LOL 🙂 On a positive note, she has learned that fleece blankets can burn and she has inspected my kitchen and told me it needs to be cleaned. 😀

November 6, 2004

I left a note and made it private but I had to clean it the fook up so it could be sent to you. ***rolls eyes*** I guess I should have paid better attention to the rules here. Ooops! My twelve minutes is up, must scurry to my next task. Yikes, Too….I don’t know how you do it. Let’s go to the beach, get hammered, and just say fook it all!

November 6, 2004

Golleee— I’ll bet you can hardly wait to get to work to deal with that stuff… Sort of takes the fun out of teaching doesn’t it?

BBe
November 7, 2004

I knew teaching wasn’t for me. How do you keep your sense of humor?!

November 7, 2004

If this weren’t so true, it would be the stuff of a brilliant comedy sketch.

November 7, 2004

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but I have this silly feeling that you are just a leeeeeeettle p***ed here, hon? Hugz

November 8, 2004

Obviously number four is the most obvious one. That is exactly what you must do…… aaackkkkk My sister has just started her first job as an English teacher and I am in awe of both of you.

November 8, 2004

RYN: Something about the NaNo challenge seems to have kicked the living sh*t out of the block that’s been in the way since February. Don’t know why; don’t care. Just glad to be alive again. With a smile…

November 8, 2004

*whining* I need a new entry to leave notes on. With a huffy sigh…

November 8, 2004

This scares me! 🙂

November 8, 2004

yikes, I hate it when we dummy down to children…when we accept MTV limitations rather than challenging them to be more… obviously you do too. ryn… let’s here it for less talk more action!

November 9, 2004

You have my utmost respect and sympathy!

November 9, 2004

I’ve noticed the changes in the education system. I guess it remains to be seen if the changes will benefit us or not!Parenting has changed incredibly too though…Children and young adults live in a different world than one I grew up in

Gahhhh!!! We struggled through hogwash at times but I don’t remember it quite as thick. (Maybe it’s thickened since? I sincerely hope not. We do follow the US – but at a respectful distance.) I assume you’ve already worked out that the best thing to do is just to ignore the worst of it and concentrate on the kids?

November 9, 2004

Oops, that was me, above. While I was talking to friends who dropped in unexpectedly OD signed me out unexpectedly!

November 9, 2004

Do you think the people who invent these new methods of teaching have ever done any teaching themselves?

Kids can’t be expected to sit still and listen for more than 12 minutes? Isn’t that the most ridiculous thing you ever heard.

November 12, 2004

Sorry that was me above. I wasnt’ signed in. Opps

November 21, 2004

ARG! that’s why i quit. I’m doing private tutoring where i can demand that they pay attention for more than thirty minutes. No commercials. no interruptions, okay well for potty and water and of course frogs!!!! Little one makes frog sounds whenever he wants my attention, (it works!) or when i’m telling him why he can’t do what he just did and keep everybody happy. He’s a smart little dude. 🙂

So true…