What’s UP with THAT?!
(Cue appropriate music here….FallingDog-my favorite whiny-loser rock critic-could you help out with this?)
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call … The Twilight Zone.
Is insanity contagious? It must be. Have people always been this nutso?
I confess. I’ve been reading the newspaper this morning. I don’t usually pay it much mind because it’s all tripe. But something invaded my mind today and MADE me read…
Alex Fung – a clothing designer living in New York regarding the sexual orientation of SpongeBob Squarepants and his pal Squidward: “They’re symbolic. You have two male characters bonding as friends. Growing up gay you identify with that”.
Huh? So…two men who bond as friends are gay? Geeze. Somebody better tell my son – cause I’m pretty sure he has bonded with a male friend or two. Not only that but he SWEARS he is heterosexual. So does his girlfriend. Either orientation is fine with me – I just need to understand the RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doonesbury comic strip today:
Roland: Mr. President! Mr. President!
President: Yes, Roland.
Roland: Sir, what’s the big rush with invading Iraq? I mean, by all accounts, Saddam is actually much weaker today than he was in 1991 when your father…whe he…uh…Never Mind, I get it.
President: NO YOU DON’T! NO YOU DON’T!!!
No further comment nedded on that…cause I am NOT political…or a Democrat…or against a war with Iraq… or anything like that! *grin*
HEADLINE: “NASA may have new use for moon.” Oh good – cause the uses we’ve had to this point simply were old, tired, worn-out and inadequate. Truthfully. Passe. (I don’t care what NASA says – I’m STILL going out to howl at the full moon!!)
RECALL: Lunelle contraceptive syringes (but not the vials) Cause: Might not prevent pregnancy. Action: Contact company or doctor. LMAO – cause what the action probably REALLY is would be more like call attorney-file BIG lawsuit.
There’s a new Sears Store opening in the mall. Grand Opening Celebration this weekend!! Woo-hoo! Just look at the goodies they’re offering to entice me to stop by…
Save $10 on 1st purchase with new Sears MasterCard. (Sears now has MasterCard? So if I go into debt $500.00, I can save $10… sound reasoning!)
Meet the Defensive Linkebacker for the Tampa Bay Bucs – signing autographs in the Men’s Apparel Dept. and a Days of Our Lives Soap star in the Women’s Apparel Dept. and a magician in the kids Dept. What? No entertainment in housewares? What about a porn star in Linens? Jeff Gordon in Automotive? Bob Villa in Tools……oh wait – they canned him, didn’t they?
On the sniper ‘subculture’: “The RC-50, which retails for about $5,000, is one of the dozens of models of high-tech precision rifles that manufacturers are supplying – not only to soldiers and plice officers, but also to a rapidly growing band of civilians who cultivate sniper skills as a hobby.” A HOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom:So, sweetie, what did you do for fun today?
Son: Well, Mom, I went out and shot 27 people. Only killed 4 or 5 – I really need to spend more time practicing.
Mom:That’s right, dear. Don’t worry – with that kind of dedication you’ll be a world-class amateur sniper in no time!
I can’t go on……I can’t go any further. I am turning in my readers card. No more reading today. NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I need CHOCOLATE!!!! (Thanks to you, ermen – I know JUST where I’ll get some!!!!)
This is exactly WHY I don’t read the papers..of any kind actually. I just check to make sure I didnt end up in the obituarys unknowingly…and then, I make a fast break to the comic section! *grins* Hmm…two men…bonding as friends….all being gay? Or what people assume them as?….well, maybe they have their own hidden personal feelings and assumes others to be as well? the Shmucks!
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*Hugs and Loves* by the way! *grumbles at lack of characters left* 🙂
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I’ve bonded with a male or two–so that explains it! I must be gay!LMAO!! Oh cripey, Sunny, the appropriate music here is someone screaming into a kid’s cassette recorder, staticky background noise included!!! I’m just dying laughing, or wait a minute, maybe it was the sniper what got me. I can’t believe this stuff! I saw Doonesbury this morning and almost peed my pants. Calling Miss Cleo!
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We grew up to be the world that our parents worked three and four jobs for. We are the nation that everyone looks to for help. We are the people that our parents warned us about LOL… Lael
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ryn: i ordered mine from online. redenvelope.com or something. . . -silentwolf
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Have you noticed that the world is now filled with gay relationships on all the televisin programmes…..the world is changing huggles
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ROFLMSAO…..New “use for moon”…yup,the world has gone bonkers!What a hysterical entry,I always walk away giggling when I’m done reading your entries!*grins at ya*And hey,I’ll be right beside ya, our identical (nearly) cars parked side by side,2 women w/ same name…WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*Hey,can I have another shot?* Falls over laughing((Great big hugs woman!))Got to tell son he’s gay,LOL!
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I just love it when you’re feeling silly. 🙂
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yes, the world is nuts. I’m kinda sick of it. Unfortunatley, I’m somewhat stuck here. Can’t go investigate another one… Only one world that we know of and everyone has to screw it up.
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Yes it is crazy out there….LOL New use for the moon…why I otta ! ! ! ! God help us! Smiles,
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mmmm truth is stranger than fiction?
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Is there truth that Nasa is sending Bush Jnr to the moon? I do hope so…on a one way flight. And now I forgot what I wanted to write to you!! Oh yes! I accidentally packed Muriel in a large wooden crate and her screaming is becoming irritating. Now and then I give her a bottle of gin to quieten her. She may as well stay packed till we move…On other hand there is a circus that may take her. Alex
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Male bonding = Gay? well, in that case call me a Lesbian! And you really should stop reading the papers. I thought Wolves just grabbed ’em from off the porch and chewed ’em to shreds? What next..an edumacated wolf! LOL Hugz
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Now I remember why I avoid the newspapers and the news! I need some chocolate now too! LOL 🙂
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All good news then. She says while blaseingly (not a real word, I know!) looking through fashion mag: ‘How many positions can you do in a night, our expert tells you how to do more’ ‘ Buy a new wardrobe for under £1000!’ ‘My wife ran off with my mother who turned out to be an alien,’. Ahhhh, news items WORTH reading 🙂 Now put that paper away and howl at the moon!
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Harley and I have something of a bond…Hrm. I’ll just let that lie there, shall I? If I had your new address I could send Canadian chocolate. With a sunny unsigned smile…T
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Look who’s signed in. You know what that means. With a grin…
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I will do your life lesson for you…just send me your birthdate and I will send you a bit of you chuckles…i use to do life charts but do not do many now…no time…you have my email address yes???love you already
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***MuWaaHAHAHAHAHAHA!***Cheesecake will turn the sunny wolf into a mindless being….shhhhh, don’t tell antone…it’s a secret.*ROFL* Yeah,and I knew you had countless opportunities w/ that entry!*Giggles*Now I know for sure we’re gonna have to make my double chocolate truffle cheesecaks when I come to visit!*Grins* And then we can have someone roll our bodies to the beach!*ROFLMSAO*(HUGS YA)
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I meant “anyone” NOT “antone”….I knew for sure you’d figure out who wrote it.(So glad we read typo) Have a great day and have a Chai Latte for me!I’m making fresh ground Hazelnut coffee right now. Vaaaaroooooommmmmmmm!
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I’m on a two-day roll so far. With a smile…
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yeah, its depressing reading the news nowadays.
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In said crate Muriel was fitted with a large cork in a nethermost portion of her rear anatomy to avoid any problems plus a face mask Hannibal style. She remains silent discreet and in a state of limbo…Thank you for your solicitnous? For your concern but she is in good hands….She could be said to be in Twilight Zone… Alexias
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No more reading?! But I was just about to suggest you take on the daily news more often. Great entry! ~:D ArtImp, nsi
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ROFLMAO- I don’t read very much the newspapers either, but when I do my favorite is what’s called “The Back Page”. It has all sorts of stuff like this in it, and it’s very interesting. Unfortunately, some of this stupid stuff is TRUE.
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Good luck in remaining attached to your sanity SW. These days it’s a real challenge. Maybe it’s the flipside of ‘growing up”, i.e., as we become more aware of what is really happening in this world (and why), we can see the madness, etc. that we were oblivious to when younger. All the more reason to remain committed to happiness and to recognizing/appreciating the positives. -Jeff
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Well of course I always knew I was a Goddess and I always knew I was addicted to chocolate… I just didn’t realise the two were attached!!! Glad to help 🙂 the car died this morning but a nice man came and fixed it so I will now be going to the supermarket… just yell if you want more!!! (how was that luxury hot chocolate btw, I’ve never tried that one)
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I’m boycotting news media in general, (especially TV) and am encouraging all the snipers to do the same. 🙂
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ryn: But its fun!! 😛
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Who’s that Jeff noter? He writes just like my brother!! Good god, I’m hallucinating now. My brother in Sunshine Wolf’s diary. Must be because I haven’t eaten in a week. I’ll road trip to FL! I will! Right now, I’m ready to road trip any ole where. As in: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my war cry ” MORE ESTROGEN , LESS TESTOSTERONE ” . what a great read this was , thanks 🙂
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what a dork, spongebob is not gay. IN fact, when my neighbor took me to wal*mart to get (i stepped on something evil which cut my foot) some paper bandaid things, they have winnie the poooh ones now! !! i got spongebob for her guyfriend who had cut his foot on his deck the same night i stepped on something. Never saw an entire spongebob show mind you, we don’t hav ecable~
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