Explaing Me
Since this diary is often a place where I reflect and give out bits of information about who I am, I thought that the following would be an exceptional illustrative tool about my job and, consequently, about me.
As a point of reference – I am a project manager. For those of you who don’t know exactly what this entails….read on.
Three people: a project manager, a software developer, and a database engineer are in Miami beach for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour.
Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish.”
The database engineer went first. “I would like to spend the rest of mylife living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful men who worship me.” The genie granted her this wish and sent her on off to St. Thomas.
The software developer went next. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager’s turn. “And what would your wish be?” asked the genie.
“I want them both back after lunch” replied the project manager.
NOW – do you guys understand why I am what I am? 🙂
hehehe… methinks they’re not gonna be very pleasant people to work with if they have to come back 🙂
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lol 🙂
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Well…Are you going to tell us where you have been since Dec. 17? How is your dad? Is daughter still with you? It’s been a long time…almost had you deleted from favorites list, but never gave up. Please fill in the gaps… (A Long Time Reader)
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Cute!
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Welcome back SW……you made my day when I saw your note back at my place. Looking forward to catching up on your recent entries…..
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*horrified gasp* Oh no, that’s so cruel!
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Hmm! so thats what you are up to…lotsa love
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lol….choking on the laughter…you wouldn’t really do that now would you..:)
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Sounds like some pretty serious issues to me. 😉 Love,
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Working for a software company, I know exactly what you mean.
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lol. hehe. yep!!!
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Heh 🙂
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I’ll take the next streetcorner to read Harry and we can heckle twice the number of fundys. 😉
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I think you’re being a little hard on yourself there, hon!!ROFLMAO Hugz
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Ummm…yeah, this would explain things…yep, it would. 😉 Shalom,
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Thanks for your note. So you always have to be the responsible one, making sure everything gets done? When do you get to have fun?
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What makes us grown-ups anyway? Let’s search for the moment When youth betrayed itself to age So let the children play Inside your heart always And death you will defy ‘Cause your youth will never die ~Creed~ Never let “the suits” kill the child within. ~~Wolf~~
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I love it! That’s the perfect job for you! I loved seeing your note…I did a double-take!
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I’ll be back after lunch… damn, I don’t GET lunch breaks… ahh well!!!!!
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Well, it sort of hints at it…
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this ‘xplains a lot, boss!
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well, you are certainly attracting some interesting notes! And it is good to see you back…
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being a boss, i know this one too well LOL thank you!!!!
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