April 20, 2000

PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

You are cordially invited to a grand celebration at my house. The party begins immediately and weather will not affect it one little bit. As a matter of fact, there is nothing in the world that can affect it.

Ive got some new candles and boy do they smell GOOD! The carpets and floors are so clean you can eat off of them, for those of you who prefer that style of snacking. After all, for the last month Ive had plenty of time to clean the floors.

The stereo is working and the imbecile neighbor next door has left her hubby, so no one will call the cops. I was not particularly sad to see her go, but her hubby seemed downright ecstatic. Go figure. Guess well invite him to the party, too!

OD for Dummies, will you bring some cuban sandwiches, please? And Blue Eyes, youre in charge of the Haggis! Everyone else, bring your favorite muchies. Ive got plenty of chips, dip, sandwiches, lots of cheese and crackers. Im gonna make some banana bread today (got some fast browning bananas in the kitchen).

And drinks! I have drinks! Theres cokes, water, whiskey (as if my house would ever be without whiskey!), mulled wine, beer, tea. If youd prefer something else..bring it along!

And do dress lively bring out the party duds! Torin, dear partner, I have gotten us some capes. After all, if we are to stand out in a crowd as the superheroes of Shitstirring, we really need to stand out in a crowd! Im not sure all the tassels, sequins and feathers are sufficient. But these new capes are lovely! Im sure the color will set your eyes off beautifully (as if you didnt have enough women melting into your eyes already!!)

Please bring offerings to the goddess (no burnt offerings please, she has received enough of those when I cook!).

Dancing of happy dances will be strictly encouraged. Matter of fact its mandatory. Me, Ill be dancing on the table (no, fellas I didnt say table dances OR lap dances!). Im sure that once Tuppence gets her legs back under her after getting off that bus, she can show us ALL how to cut a rug! And Winifred, dear hopping is fine, just be careful not to set the downstairs neighbors off!

Lets see.what have I forgotten? Hmmmmmm. Oh yes! Perhaps youd like to know the reason for the dancing? Well, its a beautiful spring day out. Its the weekend. The birds are singing. Torin and I have new duds to show off. And, by the way, I start my new job on Monday!!!!!!

Time to Celebrate Folks put on your party hats!!

Toga! Toga! Toga! hehehehee

Congratulations! I’ll be right over. Just have to snouge into my little party dress. Who said you can’t have your cake and eat it too? So happy for you Ms.Wolf, let’s dance!::singing the happy song again::

OMG, you realize saying ‘put on your party hats’ is a sure fire invitation to some of Tuppences bus mates to show up only wearing there party hats! ::flashing a big wolfish grin::

Torin Invanusson

April 21, 2000

I like the cape! Nice touch! I brought you some thigh high boots to go with the thong, and of course, more wine. We are READY! ::taking SW’s hand and leading the dance:: With a grin…

And a Great BIG Congratulations on the new job!! This is wonderful news! I am inordinately pleased for you! With a grin…

Oh Oh and can we have fireworks? Nah… would pale in the glow of your radiant happy smile… **BIG HUGS** How long a drive is it?

New job?? Party? I don’t need a reason to dance! I’ll bring the blue paint…

Congratulations on the job!! Now then…favourite munchies..hmmm EMEERA!!!!..Lets’ go paaaaarrtyy!! Hugz

I’ll bring peach salsa from Bristol Farms. You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted that! I’ll also make my, and I quote, “wonderfully orgasmic tiramisu” just for you. I make the best! Congrats on the job! XOXO

WOOO hooooooooo! So the zoo trip will be back on, NOT during pollen season thank you vedddy much. I’ll be up in may to get my wisdom tooth pulled and for toadster to get his roadster worked on. 🙂

WHUUUUUU HOOOOOOOOO Yeah.. Congrats Sunshine Wolf. :O) Very pleased to hear the good news! YEAH!!

here I come-a-jitterbuggin’…..

Wow. What great news!!! Congratulations!!! What if I bring the fixins for frozen Margaritas? Yum. Ok people, make room unless you want your toes stepped on. Do you mind if I sing? Can’t carry a tune but that…

…has never stopped me before. 🙂 Now, as for offerings…mmmm….how about a trunk filled with wishes for a long, successful & satisfying career w/a company that recognizes just how priceless u r?

I’ll bring the tequila, triple sec and lime juice. I can make a great marguerita. I am also in a party mood, but we have to have some Bruce Springsteen or Beatles music.

I am so happy that you got a new job. Congratulations to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tweakin’ up my legs a storm ready to cut loose and party up large; now what shall I wear? I know, a big Easter bunny suit, right you are on!

Do you think you will be any shape to start the new job Sunshine Wolf after we all finish leering up? Congratulations my friend!

How do I get there from I-285? 😉 Peace and love,

BlueEyes

April 22, 2000

Well done, Ms. SW! The ‘timing’is perfect – this will be a very good thing for you! Yay! Love the capes. Now where should I put the haggis?

Congrats!!! This IS cause for celebration, I’ll bring the cheese … hahaha what else is a cheesehead good for anyhow. I’m truly happy for you, nothing but the best…Hugs.

Torin, no haggis? The more for SW & me. Tell me your pleasure and I’ll look in the fridge. Thanks for the mulled wine, and yes, I’d love a knees up with you.

Gosh! Your NEW JOB!!!!! Where in the hell have I been?! Sulking in my own self-pity I guess…LOL Nonetheless…. CONGRATULATIONS !!!

Great news!! I’m right behind Lincoln on the Partymobile! Congratulations, SW! ~:)

sophist arrives to find party popper streamers strung around the room, bits and pieces of food drying on paper plates, scattered here and there, and tired guests who forgot to go home sprawled around the couches

Mns

April 23, 2000

WooHoo! Congratulations! hey, is there any food left? 🙂

Darn! I go away for a day or two and see what I miss? and to think I just got my leopard-print thong back from the cleaner’s….Congrats on the job though!! Love + Hugs,

A big high-five to you on the new job! Save a dance for me girl!!!!!

Congratulations on the new job! 🙂

oh, yippee!! I’m late for congratulating you, due to my trip, but I’m OH, so happy for you, kiddo! Wheee-Oh!