Sunshine Wolf
February 7, 2000

A Simple Poem

Excuse me, Boss, but I need your assistance

My e-mail won’t work

Though I’ve tried with persistence.

Have you rebooted your computer?

Have you called support?

Have you tried every option?

The reply was a snort.

Excuse me, Boss, but I can’t do my job

I need some more stuff

From both Kevin AND Bob.

The stuff that you need

Is causing a bottleneck then?

Came back the reply

Not really, I just hate men.

Hey Boss Lady, Boss Lady

I need your attention

Why am I feeling such intense apprehension?

If that sort of help’s what you need

Please check out our insurance

I’m sure there’s a plan

That will cover your cure – once!

Boss, Boss! I’m right over here!!

I need to go home

For I’m feeling quite queer

Go home if you must

But please plan me a plan

To do a full day’s work

Not just work on your tan.

Oh Boss, I’ve a question about benefits

Can I bring my dogs in

If they’ll quietly sit?

Bring your dogs in,

By all means, please do!

As long as they’re able

To program computers, too.

Boss Lady, I need you

I’ve got quite a serious issue

The men’s bathroom’s got no tissue!

I’ll babysit, I’ll encourage

I’ll teach the whole class

About things work related,

But I won’t wipe your ass!

Log in to write a note

Hey Boss lady, can I turn up my Jethro Tull CD really loud for you? Pleaseeeeeeee, can I ?

Rough day at work it seems. A cup of tea will ease what ails you, if but until tomorrow.

I had a tough day at work one day last week. Went to complain to boss, then realized I work for myself!! What a dilemma…LOL…Love the poem:) Love + Hugs,

You must be a fellow “pc Geek” like me! LOL Cute poetry, sounds like you have a lot of fun at work, too!! Thanks for your “engaging” note! I’m flattered! I’ll be back for more!

sounds like Calgon time for you, my friend

Wait! You really TALK to people that work for you? Hmmmm, interesting concept! Hope today goes better- it should with all the dogs to play with. :o) Cute poem!

LOL!

Hey, I’m feeling a little queer too, never mind but my tan could use some help, big time! Got milk? Peave, love, and nourishment big mama! 🙂

Hey, Boss Lady, can I bring my orchids in? Theyll sit quietly while I tend them and possibly do my other work, too.

well today i left to go home early boss lady, but by way of the docs first. I have my get out school early paper. winifred who needs a nap and it’s only six twenty seven am

Torin Invanusson
February 9, 2000

I think my creator used to work in a similar place. With a grin… And am I forgiven for the sappy love story??

hahahahahaha!!!…I love your sense of humor!!!..:))..I prescribe ONE (1) glass of your favorite alcoholic beverage per night as needed to be taken with a hot bubble bath.;)

All we need to spur the muse is a little aggitation. 🙂 This is wonderful.

BlueEyes
February 9, 2000

I love this! It seems like you took everything that happened this week to me and put it into your poem. Except most of it came from my bosslady!

Jeepers! That’s the last time I ask for an extension of my lunch break to run to the bank! LOL Thanks, Sunshine, for your encouraging words. They are deeply appreciated.

*ring ring* uhhhhh BossLady….*cough cough*….I can’t make it this morning….*cough cough*….I’m sure I will be fine tomorrow (or later this evening)…*cough cough*…………… -sophist :))

Mns
February 9, 2000

LOL.. this is great!

Excuse me while I go change my Depends (laughing a little too much)

Kidd J
February 10, 2000

Tough day at work?

I’ thinking about asking for a three-month sabbatical. I’ll be real busy buttering up the boss. (just kidding)

LOL…too funny!

RoTfL with sympathy. 🙂

He Heh. I think we should get you some reading glasses, Sunshine Wolk – well okay, should have been wolf, but close enough. March on!

Thanks for defending me. I always wear clean underwear, but Snoozy don’t care. You’re right – Prof Poopy-Pants is disgusting. I’m off now. Bye! Tra-la-laaaa!!!

excellent!!!!!!!!

This was so hilarious! I laughed so hard my side hurts! 😮

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