Lets act like a goofball….because I’M BORED!

Okay, I guess I’m bored….I think I’m going to have a conversation with my made-up character now….I named him Peety! So here it goes:

Amber: Hi Peety!!! What’s up?

Peety: Don’t talk to me!!! I’m busy!!

Amber: But why? Come on, I need someone to talk to–

Peety: That’s not my problem! Go away you annoying little blonde!

Amber: I’m not a blonde! Get you facts straight!

Peety: My facts are straight…just because you’re a burnette, doesn’t mean you are not a blonde!

Amber: You’re mean… *Pauses for a minute* Does someone need a hug?
Peety: Eww…No I don’t need a hug! You have cooties!
Amber: Aww, I think you do need a hug

Peety: Eww!! Don’t even get near me! You might give me cancer or something

(Amber gives Peety a big-humungous hug)
Peety: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! She hugged me!!! Eww, now I have cancer!!!!

Amber: You know you liked it…hey guess what?

Peety: I don’t know, but I bet you are gonna tell me… 

Amber: I love you, Peety!!! 

Peety: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! I hate you!

Amber: You’re just saying that…

Peety: Nooo, I really mean it…you’re a ho!

(Amber blows a kiss to Peety)

Peety: GROSS!!!!!!!! I’m leaving!

Amber: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I need you Peety! I know that I wasn’t that good of a girlfriend back in the day, but I need you! Don’t leave me! I worship you! NOOOOOOO!!!!  

Peety: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I NEVER WENT OUT WITH YOU! GROSS!

Random Person In The Audience: Peety, you’re a jerk! You hurt that poor crazy girl’s feelings! You need to go to hades!!

Peety(yelling at the audience member): And you need to get a life! And where did you come into this random conversation, anyway? YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE!

(Amber grabs on to Peety’s leg, as he is dragging her across the room)
Amber: Don’t leave me, Peety! I love you!!!

Peety: Lady, you need theopy!

Amber: I’m already in it!

Peety: Well, KEEP GOING! Maybe you can go to your next appointment and discuss WHY you have an obsession problem! NOW LET ME GO!

Amber: NEVER!

Peety: That’s it, I’m gone!

(Peety jerks his leg away from Amber and runs away as fast as he can)

Amber: WHY?! Why did you have to leave me?! WHY?! For the few seconds I’ve known you, I realized that you were my everything…NOOOOOO!! *starts crying dramatically*

(Amber suddenly stops crying)

Amber: Okay, now lets see what’s on TV!!!