Mammals don’t lay eggs, bubby

Theres a giant poster in the school cafeteria that says "Treat others like how you want to be treated". Theres another giant poster next to it that says "A friend is needed in you." 

Obviously, whoever made that poster leads a very innocent, sheltered life.

I also found it funny that today Ellen walked over to Pat and I and said, "You know, you two would make a good couple."  "Yes," I told her, "we thought so too. Thats why we’ve been going out for 5 months." O.o

She’s not the first to tell us that either. And it’s not like they don’t know us well enough, no. For example, Ive been sitting next to Ellen every morning since August.

Is that bad?

 

A Guys chi spot is located in his ass.

 

I want to go mud sledding on the bayou behind my new house. Either that, or someone better let me borrow a golf cart. Attching a sled to that would be much more fun. Or a four wheeler ^_^

Speaking of the new house, we’ve moved a bunch of stuff into it already. This coming weekend my dad says we’re gonna move the rest of our crap into it. Im happy. I hate my room now. Its so white, so plain, so full of NOTHING except clothes, trash, and my matress. It scares me to look at it, let alone sleep in it.

My new room is so effing awesome. I <3 it so much. Not only is it not white, but my dad actually let me paint it. 3 walls are a light lavendery purplish color, and the big giant wall looks, now that I notice it, kinda like the background of this diary thing. Minus the graves and the angel. And it has more trees. If my room was an object, Id hug it.

Little children should be here any minute..gonna go get em a snack. Yes, Im such a good babysitter.