I wanna make love in this club…AAYY!!!

Hey everyone,

What is happening? Not much over in this region…just chilling and dealing with some created drama. That’s for another entry… Without further adieu, here is the story of my night at the club.

I unfortunately had to work Saturday, so as soon as I got off and dropped off a guy I work with at home I headed to the house. Stephanie, being the amazing female she is beat me there. She took off work so we could celebrate Jennifer’s birthday and get nice and toasty before going. Amazing plan:) So I shower, and get dressed. Michael calls to tell me he is coming with. So I’m really excited, Michael has only went to the club with us once. He works with Jennifer, so I think she might have suckered him in to it also. That’s ma bitch…*high five* So I get ready, Steph gathers up our liquor and juice and we head on over to Michael’s house. On the way there *dedication to Broken Reverie* the SAFETY DANCE comes on, so we are jammin and getting all in to. *doo do doo You can dance if you want, and leave your friends behind….*The startings of a beautiful night:D
We finally roll up over at Michael’s house and it’s damn near 10, our plans of leaving there by 11 are blown out of the water because we’re not old enough to drink in the club. We need ample time to down as much liquor as possible, without dying:P So we get to getting, mixing nearly half and half drinks…okay I’m lying a little weaker than that but still:P So we’ve got music jamming, Michael finishes a forty and starts drink on whiskey (note this…his first mistake) and then we call a cab.
We get to the club, ready for some dancing and some more drinking if we can sneak it. Michael is the only one old enough to drink in our little group…so sad. We see Jennifer and follow her up to the V.I.P. section…oh yeah. *giggity giggity* I’ve been going to that club for nearly a year now, FIRST time I get to see it. We’re making our way around the club saying hi to everyone, and then we start requesting some jams. Jennifer has two memorable friends with her, Danielle ( a tall blonde bombshell) and some other girl who I can’t remember that was fucking wasted and attempting to dance the whole night. So both of them start out on the stripper pole they’ve got set up. Good times, Danielle could work the pole. My jaw was dropped to the ground and I had some bad thoughts;) Then we make our way down to the dance floor, I get Michael to dance with me:) YAY!!! Steph and I are all getting it, Danielle with her long shapely legs is dropping it like it’s hot. AMAZING TIME:D
Then people start pouring in, and it’s already hot as the depths of hell in there, so we retreat to the V.I.P. section to drink some more. Jennifer and Michael both are sneaking Steph and I some shots. True friends…*sigh* 🙂 I’m fucking smashed. So we’re posted up, drinking, watching everyone dance. There is a guy I knew from a while back…he’s a stripper now…and we we’re all drooling over him. He would drop down on the ground and dry hump it. That boy can work a pole too. *wipes drool off corner of mouth* Yummy.
Well about 1:30 things start getting a little fuzzy, Michael is taking shots like they are going out of style. Steph and I wander around, sitting in front a fan sweating nut sacks throwing in some dancing. Well Michael disappears and we go to the restroom to freshen up a bit…cause we’re probably looking nappy at this point. We come back out and Jennifers dad (one of the bouncers) asks me if I’m Michael’s girlfriend. I thought he was just being friendly, and I tell him yes and start talking. Well needless to say…we get kicked out of the club….AGAIN. Only this time, so not our bad. We were disguising our smashedness well, it was Michael that got us kicked out. He was too visibly drunk. LMFAO…you’re at the club. To be that bad off…it’s just really bad.
So we get a free ride home because they wanted us to get home safe (how sweet:)) and halfway there Stephanie is like…hey can you pull over. As soon as the car stops she opens the door and pukes. She recovers and lays back, and says she is good to go. Steph is a viking, she has drank me under the table many a time. So I’m just sitting there in drunken awe. Five minutes down the road Michael is like….pull over. So we pull over and HE gets sick. I’m just chilling in the back seat…like WTF? I have to give the guy directions to Michael’s house, I have to get both of them out of the car. We get up to the porch 3 feet from the door and Steph just lays down on the porch and starts puking off the side. I ask Michael to help and he sits down on the stairs. WTF??? I’m drunk as shit…I ain’t going to lie, I just didn’t get sick. So I’m trying to help these fools in the house, with no help from them. I try for a good thirty minutes. Get the cold wash rags and water, and try to get them just a foot in the door. It was getting chilly and both of them were in cold sweats. They wouldn’t listen, so I finally gave up. I’m like…fine fuck ya’ll, I’ma go watch some t.v. LOL So I go inside, and check on them during commerical breaks. Steph is sprawled out, face over the edge and Michael has his on the cool concrete…cold passed out. I try again to get them to come in. I’m stumbling a bit….they’re stubborn so I gave up again. Stephanie finally comes in, grabs the trash can and lays down on Michael’s love seat. I get the bed ready for Michael, and he comes wandering in. Gives me a crazy look, a drunken rather foul kiss, and passes out. LMFAO. I was like…I guess it’s time for bed.
I wake up that morning, my nose is running, and and I decide to get up and blow my nose. Well blow my nose and things start getting a little dizzy, and guess what… I GET SICK. WTF? There wasn’t much too it, just some left over vodka, I didn’t eat much the night before and what I had was already out of my stomach. I was all proud of myself from the night before, and I get up to fast and lose my record for being the only one who didn’t get sick. Awh… I’m like fuck it, brush my teeth, and go back to bed. My mom calls at almost 2 PM, and we’re all still in bed. LOL She tells me to bring some stuff for dinner later, and I’m all drooling on myself with the beginnings of a head ache. Michael gets up, and ends up throwing up again…so I feel a bit better. Then Steph and I roll out, we go get some cheese sticks, and chill with Christy and Dwaylon for a bit. Michael ends up showering, and going back to bed until 5. Heh…binge drinker my ass. When it comes drinking in excess, he ain’t got shit on me. 😛

Well that is my amazing night at the club, chock full of surprises and a little bit of vomit. Teehee.
Steph and I aren’t making that mistake this week-end. We’re going to a sex party (sex toys and stuff) with some girls I work with Friday night, Saturday I’m going to her house and we’re going to veg out and watch some movies. Sunday we’ll probably go to the mall, grab a bite to eat. Sunday night I’ll probably stay at Michael’s. I’ve got plans starting tomorrow, and I can’t wait. 😀 I’ll update some more. I have a dilemma going on right now, and I need some advice, but my club entry has been a long time coming.

Holla at a beana;)
-Kayla