My little lemon tree

As I was given today off work I decided it was time I purchased a larger pot for my lemon tree, look more like a sprig of some bush if you ask me. So I bought a large terracota pot and some citrus feed. It’s all very complex stuff this gardening m’larky! Waiting now to see if it will actually turn into a tree, then I will give you all a slice of lemon one day if it actually fruits.

Waiting with breath that is baited for a certain bum to come back from weymouth, thats tomorrow *sighs* can’t wait. Also went out and bought alcohol for this cocktail fandango, well I can’t be arsed to be creative plus it’s hard to cater for everyone when you don’t know who will be there- could be expensive too…. so in short your all getting a shot which I have renamed the clit licking cowgal!

It is a variation of the blowjob and the cocksucking cow boy, which I felt far to mascuilne lol.

I spent £24 on alcohol – in good old aldi lol. I got baileys, dark cofee liquer, sqirty cream, vodka-cheap paint stripper type, martini 4 madame and a fruity little cocktail mix that I will enjoy tonight. Yay lol.

We have also booked a four day holiday in weymouth with ellis and mark for next march so should be cool. It worked out dead cheap  because daisy got a special deal like! £20 each, ok we need money for food etc but we get unlimited access to the complex and all the entertainment will be included. Bonus!!

Off to grenada in 9 days, cant wait will be so different.

See some of you on sunday no doubt….ciao….

Oooh oooh oooh….got a new snazzy fan for my boudoir, you never know it might be warm again some day!

x