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50. Have you ever saved someone’s life or had your life saved?  Yes.  Well actually I give the credit to my dog mostly.  Last Christmas, a week after bringing home my dog from a shelter I had to take her for a walk in the middle of the night.  She started going nutty and dragged me over this snowbank and there was a lump.  I thought it was a garbage bag but it was a woman.  She was pissed drunk and had gone outside without winter gear to put out the trash.  I had to get Ty to help me help her in and then we hung out at her apartment because she didnt want an ambulance to come as she was embarrased about drinking and taking her pills.  Apparently she’d been outside for 3 hours.   

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words…

Fruitgoogle: That is when I google pictures of hot young men kissing.  Actually Ana and I call this Queer Magic, but this is a good one too.

Ambytime: When my wisdom teeth hurt and I need ambosol.

Armcactus: Thats when you get one of those lame, stiff, reluctant hugs.  Waldo gives those half the time.  Armcacti.

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? A peacock hair accessory.  I made it this morning before I went to work.

53. What was your favorite toy as a child? I was heavily into my robot toy Alphie.

54. How many TV’s are in your house? 1.  We use it for the PS3.

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? fuck….fuck or brush donkeys at the donkey sanctuary.  or take a drink and walk with a good friend.  OOOh or put the bunnies on their leashes and read a book.  Nope wait.  My real favorite thing to do outside is chew mushrooms.  But if I could combine chewing mushrooms and any of the other things it would be the best.

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?   Nearly indifferent.

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? Ya.

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? Yes…and at the time I thought it was bullshit and then some of the stuff that seemed really stupid happened so now it seems less bullshitty….but its still bull shit.

59. What is your idea of paradise? somewhere without money, religion, or snow and lots of pomegranates and bunnies.

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? nope.

61. Do you believe in Hell? nope.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t? I’ve walked through the broken Wiccan Temple circle in the Edinburgh Vaults.

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? I once spent my evening trying to find a tooth that fell out of a little girl’s mouth and in to a swimming pool at night.  She was distraught.

64. Are you a patient person? Nope.

65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t? I can’t think of one.  I keep thinking of things we should do or celebrate and then we already do those things or someone has already tried to start those days.  Keep up the good work, Holiday starters.

66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does? Christmas.  Or at least on the scale it does.  Why does the whole fucking country have to celebrate it and why is there so much pressure to celebrate beyond your means?

67. What’s the best joke you ever heard? I can never remember jokes.

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? The wax museum in New York City….Madam Trusseau’s or some such thing.

69. Is your hair natural or dyed? dyed red.

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? I have some deep dark truths but I dont hide them from anyone who can know them without themselves being hurt….So yes I guess that means I do.

71. What is under your bed right now? Nothing.  Its flat on the ground….so the floor followed by the root cellar.

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? I’d like to live there because theres no money, no religion, no snow and perhaps a great deal of bunnies and pomegranates.

73. If you drive do you frequently speed? just a smidgeon.

74. What is the world’s best song to dance to? FUCK thats hard. Slow Dance-With A Little Help From My Friends-Joe Cocker.  Dirty Dance-Tell Me Something good-Rufus, Fast Dance-For Reverend Green-Animal Collective, Burlesque Dance-The Link Wray medley Thai made me 🙂

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? I don’t know what it was called by some song from the eighties came on and Thai and I were dancing like the kids from peanuts….

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney but only because they own the muppets.  If they didnt I wouldnt prefer them to shit.

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? I run to see the Tapir.  Luckily he is the third dude at the Toronto zoo (bald Eagle, Some form of Monkey i don’t remember because I just glance at him and then run to my Tapir)  I usually double back and give him a second gander before I leave.

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? Yesh.

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? not if we were inside or underground in the tunnels in Norway where they hide the seeds in case something like that should happen.

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? Travel.

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? the right to bear arms 🙂 

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? Equator.  I’ll take higher risk of disease over chilliness any day.

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? Watching Television….and done.

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? a giant sandwich costume or a really deuchy newsreporter.

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? The Brak Show

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: dishwater

87. What was the last thing you paid for? tickets to Maximum funcon for Thai’s bday.  I spelled it that way cuz Im paranoid he’ll google it longingly and find out and also find this diary.

88. Are you a coupon clipper? No but if I don’t lose the ones my mom gives me I’ll use em.

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? Yes.  Bday greetings from Cuba!

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class…dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? Dancing. 

91. In Star Trek people ‘beam’ back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person’s memories. So…

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? not really I guess but it doesn’t seem to bother anyone on the show.

92. What insects are you afraid of? earwigs.  Wasps.  Th

ose ones that my mom calls bloodsuckers. Maggots.

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? "Village Green Preservation Society"

94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? I have an old wedding dress I hand dyed and painted to look like a tomb stone and then I wrote swedish metal lyrics on the under layer so when the top layer touches it you can see them in those spots.  I liked to wear it to school.

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? burgs.

96. What are your parents interested in? my dad is interested in child molesting and himself and cocaine.  My mom is interested in Bruce Springsteen, Camping, and Gardening.  They are divorced.

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?   No.

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? No.

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? I plan to do what I wish.

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? When Im on shrooms

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?

 

lantern

warm blanket.

whisky (imma be really scared)