K F Camel & S E XCELLENT

Just quickly:

My boyfriend is a boyfriend GOD.

What was I thinking not wanting to date Thai.  He dances, He knits, He eats pussy like its the base of the food pyramid.  I AM KEEPING HIM.

Hes been frustrating me by knitting til hes too tired to have sex because hes too shy to make the first move and Im a submissive (sexually.  You wouldnt just assume that by knowing me).  So Ive been on the verge of collapsing from sexual frustration.  Hes not shy when we’re alone but his friends are always there and I think he feels weird initiating anything in a room full of people.  Whatever.  He sent them out last night.  I didnt go over early enough because I was pissed about the 3 times hes knit until bedtime.  Then they came home right when I started climbing into his lap.  The guys felt bad and didnt really have a choice but to stay (one of his roomies sleeps on the couch since being evicted from his own place) so Thai took me to bed.  And for real.  LAAAAAAAAAAADIES.  I cannot describe how hot it was.  We’ve always ahd an electricty but lately we’ve been tired a lot.  Last night though,  Wide awake.  Foreplay went on for hours.  My god!  By the time things officially and by the bill clinton standard commenced I was shaking and had a pillow in my mouth to keep from waking the neighbourhood.  It was so bloody good I had dreams about it all night….and of course this really weird dream where KFC was serving camels not chickens and they claughtered a baby camel in the parking lot with an ancient aztec sword.  The camel was crying "my mama my mama" for like an eternity in the dream.  In the dream I became a vegetarian.  In real life I woke up and had sex in the broad daylight without any covers and compeltely naked with Thai.  And it was fucking intense.  I actually was incapable of movement when it was over.  Not kidding.  I was a little afraid I had a stroke for a minute.    Then we went for breakfast.  No one said anything about hearing us.  The pillow trick works but after the fourth orgasm you kind of stop caring if someone heres you.  And I really hope they dont obliterate my diary for being graphic.  This was pretty tame in comparison to what went on.  Theres  a broken slat in the blinds if you’re ever in town and need to see LOL.  Em is actually likely going to take me up on that one.  Shes so fucking glad Im with him.  She introduced us. And shes a perv like me.   Anyways bed time

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January 19, 2008

random: he knits, haha. that reminds me of a commercial on the n. i need to come to your town! hahaha. they wont take your diary, youre allowed to say whatever you want. trust me, ive said much worse with my personal sexual experiences.

February 8, 2008

oh my god.. your boyfriend IS a boyfriend god. Eating pussy like its breads & pastas WILL qualify him for the title. I tell all men this. I do it because I want more women to be happy.