The perfect cycle

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in
an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your
retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then…
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.