Do it Do it…Do it.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don’t speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY REMEMBER about you.
I remember that day that you came to pick me up from my office for lunch. You were wearing these jeans that just covered your butt oh so nicely. I was wearing that sexy business outfit you love. Instead of going to lunch, we had sex in my office on my desk and up against the windows.
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ryn :: because you aren’t a snail mail buddy. cards are love. xx,
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Remember that time we tried to cook spaghetti in tequila? It tasted absolutely horrible, and by boiling the tequila we didn’t even have a warm alcoholic buzz to numb the horrible taste. So we threw it against the wall. It had amazing sticking power. We closed our eyes and threw it, suddenly it started forming a pattern. We were amazed at the creation it made – word got around of it, we got…
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…local coverage on the news. People started rocking up at your house just to look. Suddenly you had to organise viewing times, and for a small fee of 2 bucks which people were willing to pay, we both got richer and richer until we had no idea what to do with the money. So we went to the casino, bet the whole lot on Red 17, and it came up double zero. Then some birds came and ate the spaghetti,
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…photographs people had taken slowly faded and all was forgotten about it. We forgot, eventually, too. That’s why you have no recollection of this.
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Remember the time that I wasn’t completely oblivious and stupid and caught up in myself to see what was right in front of me? Neither do I=
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Ohhhh….Remember last summer when we drank a case of Shiner, smoked a few bowls, and were starving! But we were so broke we didn’t have any food, or gas money, so we got a box and went door to door asking people to donate food for the Salvation Army food drive!? Hah…we told people preferably Fritos and Hamburger Helper! lol…best meal ever, and stocked the fridge for a week! Good times! Cy
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I hope you have a wonderful and safe holiday! P.S – I’m glad you liked our memory. Jess
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