fucking hormones

Man, I have been so randy in the past two days. I mean I work in a profession that’s mostly women. So I walk around looking at all of these different types of women all day. Bending over and squatting every day I get the randome boob shot. I don’t look at them but I do notice them. Which leaves me so fucking ready to go by the end of the day that I think i’d screw a knotty pine if it had the right size hole. It’s been 10 months. Ten long months. I’ve been on strike, not even worrying about the opposite sex or the benefits they include. But now, now i’m ready to break my dick off in someone. I don’t know who but damn. I feel sorry for the next girl I hook up with. I’m going to try and hit it so hard her ears will pop. I’m talking about spine straightning sex. I need it and I need it bad.

I know your all like “Damn, what a perv”. but I don’t care, I didnt ask for this. If I had it my way i’d never have sex again that would be my attonement for all my past endeavour’s. Sex is evil and usually one of the first reasons couple argue and eventually wind up leaving each other. That and money. I’m so tired of being single and looking at every new woman I meet and thinking to myself ” I wonder if she would even hook up with me?”. I’m tired of dating, I just want to meet a nice girl and settle down, not necessarily get married but someone to sped the rest of my life with. Married to each or not. I need a woman that can put up with my bullshit and vice versa. I’m a laid back guy IRL. Just don’t lie to me or make me feel like I have to lie to you so I can have fun. Go out with your friends, dancing or whatever, as long as I don’t catch shit for tdoing the same. Tell me when you have a problem with me WHEN you have a problem with me. Not six months later when I have no fucking idea what it is your talking about. I’m so goddamned randy, I have contemplated just going in my room and rubbing one off.

That would just lead to an even poorer sense of self esteem. Just what I don’t need. anyway, Damn!