Bagelsport

I was net surfing de rigueur, reveling in the lack of purpose, and was brought up short by the sort of word that could cause blunt force trauma; bagelsport.  Much like you, my first shrinkish word association was ultimate Frisbee in prayer shawls and ringlets, a concept I have not entirely disabused myself of, but no. Bagelsport is a noun, one of the many inexpensive watches made in china, the sort that they snort at in the rest of Asia. So much for my de rigueur surfing; I had purpose, so very old school. I chased down Bagelsport on eBay where it was bound to be cheapest, at it’s most gaudy and in something resembling English. This is what I found, not only would I not shit you, but I am not shitting you;

Steel Bagelsport Automatic Mechanical Men’s Wrist Watch Classic Swiss Luxury New

What is auto self-wind mechanical movement?

• Automatic self-wind movement gain the energy from the movement of the wearer‘s arm. So you don‘t need to manual winding the watch under the normal case. It may need to manual winding because of wearer‘s physical activity energy insufficiency to operate the watch. Please take a control that turn the crown less than 20 laps.

NOTE:

• Please DO NOT Press Any Buttons Underwater. Also avoid the use in extreme hot or cold temperature.
• Clean the strap by a soft cloth on regular bases is highly recommended.
• Too much water contact will shorter watch life.

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My favorite piece is in the title; Classic Swiss luxury new. One bald faced lie, one misdirection and one possible contradiction. What the hell, I say, what the hell. I’m taking my bagel and going home.