50th Anniversary
The toilet seats up,
Your warty feet stink.
Theres a ring in the bath
And back hair clogs the sink.
I dont understand.
Youve wasted half my life!
But I cant help the fact
That you are my wife
The toilet seats up,
Your warty feet stink.
Theres a ring in the bath
And back hair clogs the sink.
I dont understand.
Youve wasted half my life!
But I cant help the fact
That you are my wife
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