February 28, 2007

Sacrilege! Sacrilege I Say!

*The lights come up and we are in your average NOC room. We have a lifetime Chicagoan and a temporary import with no taste having a random conversation*

03:36:22 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool> The Cubs suck.

03:36:22 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Hokay, cuz we were gonna hafta fight

03:36:33 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>poor cuby fans

03:36:47 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Oh Lawd *grabbin chest* He surely knows not what he says! Blasphemer!

03:37:20 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Help him Lawd, Help him see the error of his ways!

03:37:51 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>lamo…aw c’mon, you know I’m jus speakin da truth….being a cubs fan must be your self-inflicted virtual cross to bear

03:38:04 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>cubby martyr Star

03:38:23 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Oh Lawd! Spare him from the firey eternity he is calling unto hisself!

03:38:57 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>*Breaking out into James Brown* Don’t be lost when the time comes!

03:39:06 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>lmao

03:39:19 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Lawd, cast the doubting devil out of this boy, save him from eternal damnation at the devils hands

03:39:42 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>cause you know the cubs are more wiggety whack than criss cross

03:39:52 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>ROFL

03:39:54 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Wiggety?

03:40:09 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>yup, lol

03:40:22 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Do you agree that the average person only hits their head into a concrete wall once, then quits when they find out it hurts?

03:40:46 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>me thinks this sounds
like a loaded question

03:41:35 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>Oh Lawd the devil is strong in him! The devil is strong! *smacking his head with a bible* cast the devil out Lawd, make him a true believer

03:42:25 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>that’s exactly what it would take to turn any sensible, reasonable human being into a cubs fan…

03:42:27 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>A MIRACLE

03:42:50 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>you need to have that losin cubby demon cast out of YOU!

03:42:52 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>lmao

03:43:07 Thu <Poor Bedeviled Fool>i rebuke you, you losin cubby demon!

03:43:27 Thu <Black Irish Cubs Fan>*calling the Irish mafia* Lads, sure but I’m needin ya ta take care of this for me. I’tis a shame i’tis…You’ll need to go to this hotel room…..

*the light fades and the curtain falls*