September 24, 2005

My Dog Gave Me a Hickey

Sounds strange, I know. It IS strange!

I was sitting tailor style on my bed, and the dog put his front paws on my thighs for a hug.

I hugged him…

Of course, me being me that isn’t enuff, I had to pet him too. Well, the only thing to pet in that position is hims cute lil puppy butt. *said in baby talk verse*

So I started scratching.

Keep in mind this dog does not have one single happy spot that makes him do the foot thing.

I felt him push his head into my shoulder and I just thought he was hugging harder (the dog does that, he gives the best doggy hugs ever!)

A few seconds later, OUCH! What the hell was that? Must be nuttin, I am gonna keep scratchin, the Maymay likes dis! OUCH! What the hell? I must have a pinched muscle. OWWWWWIEEEE!

The lil snot was biting my collar bone! Not a bite like he was trying to hurt me, just those lil nibble bites they do like when they are scratching themselves.

I guess I musta hit a really happy spot or sumpin. It was amusing as hell cuz he thought he did something wrong, and how do you tell the dog he dint, you were just startled?

Needless to say, I now have a nice red mark where his teeth caught too much skin. What a great way to start a new job, with a dog induced hickey LMAO

(the dog is fine, he realized I was laughing not yelling and I am sure now that he will try to do it again because he thought it was a game LOL)

Now it looks like I finally found a man LOL