um… a rant?

so… i had something i wanted to fuss and fume about, and i can’t for the life of me remember what it is…

have you all seen 40 Year-Old Virgin?  (if you haven’t, this won’t make much sense).  well all my friends and i do this thing, "Know how i know you’re gay?"

so my friend scott (aforementioned idiot… love you scott) was here today and we were looking for an apartment downtown in Seattle.  had alot of fun

well, we were back here at my apt and were doing that… i went skipping down the hall at one point (don’t ask) and he said, "Know how i know you’re gay?"  thats how it works.

anyway, he texted me after he left and we got into a battle (he was leaving to have sex with his girl)… my winner was this:

Know how i know you’re gay?

how?

given a choice, you’d rather fuck me than jess.  (which, might be more true than i meant it…)

of course, he texts back that i win this round…  i’m sure he’s dying on a floor somewhere.  lol

anyway… still haven’t thought of what i wanted to say…

um… yeah… still nothing.

i just kind of yelled at a friend.  well, not at them.  just yelled to no one.  i was being pissy (still am).  i mentioned how i was sick of having people not like me… to which she says, "oh stop, you’re a wonderful guy."

if i’m so bloodly wonderful, why the hell can’t i even get a fucking date?!  let alone a relationship.  i’ve stopped persuing for months now (more because i just don’t have the time) and i just never wanna care about it again.  i wish i could have my privates chopped off so i didn’t have to even THINK about sex anymore…

SOMEONE KILL ME!  lord knows i can’t do it myself.

its sad too…  things are going so well for once in my life, and they probably will continue to do so, and for some reason this one aspect of my life just keeps in the dumpster.  never to get any better.  blah.

anyway… lost the happy…  HAPPY’S BACK! 

if anyone can name the cartoon show that i just quoted, i will personally fly to you and be your sex slave for a month…

hmmm…  i might wanna rethink that one eh?

wow, i actually ended up ranting about something… to bad it was as shitty a subject as my pathetic love life.  lol

i’ll come back later and right something substantial.

maybe…

– noah