i can make an exception… (stolen!)

i stole this from paigey!  THANKS PAIGEY!!!  *smiles*

 

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 

20… i was actually that old when i had my first kiss as well…

 

2. How many people have you had sex with? 

Four…

 

3. How many times a week do you have sex?

what a cruel question… none.  *sigh* 

 

4. How many times a week do you wish you had sex?

not sure, but i know it’d be more than i’m getting now…

 

5. How many one night stands have you had?

1

 

6. What is the sexiest part of your body?   

wow… i’m not sure.  i’m not so impressed with my body (not that i don’t like it, i just don’t think there is much to offer for other people)  i’ve been told my calves are sexy.  and my arms… and eyes i guess.  *shrugs*

 

7. Which do you prefer, getting or giving oral sex?

giving…  receiving is not all that great for me.

 

8. What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?

let see…  had sex in a tiny bathroom backstage during an opera performance…  lol (we missed our cue…)

 

9. Ever had a threesome? If not would you consider it?

no, but almost did.  weird thing was, it was my ex’s idea.  i guess i might consider it one day… thats assuming i’ll ever have sex again.  lol

 

10. What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told to get someone to sleep with you?

you know, i’ve never lied for sex…

 

11. Ever paid or been paid to have sex?

no, but wouldn’t mind it.

 

12. What’s your best excuse for not having sex?
sore… (funny was, it was true)

 

13. How many times a week do you please yourself?

none (unfortunately) PLEASE GOD!!!! HELP!!!!!!

 

14. What’s your favorite sexual position?

So many………..   i love being on bottom.  or missionary is fun (legs over the shoulders anyone?)  [EDIT] i really like spooning, entering from behind, her legs together, maybe a hand snaked around to the front…  thats nice… lol (wow, that was really graphic… lol)

 

15. What is the dumbest thing you’ve said during sex?

i’m not sure i talk during sex… i’ll have to think about this one.

 

16. Do you have a pet name for your privates?

lol, no…

 

17. Do you remember the names of all your partners?  

yes…

 

18. Ever take advantage of someone who was drinking?

<P class=MsoNormal style=”MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt”>no…  wish someone would take advantage of me (can you tell i’m a little desperate!)

 

19. Have you ever woken up in a strange place with a strange person lying next to you?

the one night stand was kind of weird, though it was at my place, so not so strange…

 

20. Do you use toys?
um… no…

 

21. What gets you horny? 

hmm… moaning, not me.  something about a woman moaning (i have to like her though)… wow.

 

22. Have you ever faked it?
yes…

 

23. Have you ever thought of someone else during sex besides the person you were with? 
once… made me feel really bad.

 

24. What’s the longest you’ve been without sex?

THREE YEARS AND COUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!  wait… thats not something to be proud of…

 

26. Ever had sex on the first date?
um… no (had to think about that one for a second…)

 

27. Have you ever had a really bad sexual experience?

the one night stand…  (i technically cheated on someone that night… hense the strangeness the next morning)

 

28. What is the most unusual thing someone has asked you to do in the bedroom?

ummm… hold them down…  my ex really like when i did this thing with my finger… um… *cough* down there while we were having sex…

 

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

yes…

 

30. How many of your answers were really true?

all of them.

 

31.  Ever had cyber / phone sex?

both… *hangs head in shame*  lol

 

32.  Ever had sex with the same sex?

no actually…  although, there was a point in my life where i thought about it.

 

# 33 was deleted (not by me) due to content.  lol

 

34.  Would you rather watch or be watched?
yikes… neither?  wait, thats not true.  i’m a bit of on exhibitionist.  so i guess be watched.

 

35.  Are you happy with your body?

i am, but i’m not.  i’m larger, and i think i would be happier if i was a bit smaller.  however, that does not mean i am any less happy with myself (the only thing i don’t like about being big is that cool clothes usually look really stupid on me!  lol… but i get to create my own style this way!)

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I think basically what i’m trying to say is i would be a whore *cough* i mean gigalo if i could!  lol  *winks*

– noah