So much to do, so little motivation

I have a huge list of crap I need to do today.  It seems like everytime that Rob & Karen are off, we get behind on household chores.  Now the kitchen is trashed, I have loads of laundry to wash, and carpets to clean and I just want to go back to bed.  blah…

A list:

Laundry x 5 loads
Unload / reload dishwasher
Handwash big pans / stuff
Clean sinks and counters
Clean out the fridge
Vaccuum 3 rooms
Clean carpet in 1 room (there are 3 left to do)
Clean up where the cat puked on the most recently cleaned carpet… grumble
Litterboxes
Water Changes

And I have to get it all done and be ready to go out to dinner with my folks by 5.  I need to get moving.