Part Thirty Three

1601. What’s on your key chain besides keys? a faux leather heart that matchs my purse and wallet

1602. How do you feel about endangered species? that they shouldn’t die

1603. What was the last CD you bought? KANYE WEST!!!

1604. Do you like feather pillows? no

1605. How about water beds? no

1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards? the girls

1607. How long is forever? the rest of time

1608. Who is your favorite family member? abby

1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you? Alexia

1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end? sure

1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else’s body? umm, probably shots

1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in? yes.

1613. Are you a traditional person? yes

1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice? YES!

1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress? none

1616. What makes you feel ecstatic? going home!

1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months? buying tickets for adam

1618. York Peppermint Patti or Reece’s Peanut butter Cups? reese

1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner? he’s a lucky man

1620. What is your specialty? knitting

1621. Have you ever had a stalker? sure

1622. Have you ever been a stalker? not really

1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor?? i don’t care, neighbors are nice

1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren’t? prove it, retake the test

Or if that doesn’t apply to you..

What would you do if a manager accused you of stealing when you really weren’t? prove i didn’t

1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to? versace

1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as? god, fuck that shit

1627. What’s in your undie drawer…besides undies? panties, bras, socks, tights, bathing suits

1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in? bonjour, hello, hola, gueten morgan

1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about? civil rights

1630. Do you have a guardian angel? no

1631. Do you smoke? sometimes

1632. Who is more successful, Bill gates or Mother Theresa? Bill Gates. Mother Theresa did shit. there are so many nuns, how did she end up so famous?

1633. What band T-shirts do you own? No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, The Beatles, Two Starts Burning Sun and The Soccer Moms

1634. What is your favorite thing that is red? my mrs. claus costume

1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose? no, it’s one of my pet peeves

1636. Do you check nutrition labels? sometimes

1637. Most Mcdonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1,000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this? thank god i don’t eat there anymore

1638. If you could delete someone’s diary would you if:

They didn’t agree with you? there is this one bitch who writes propaganda crap

They were rude/obnoxious to you?yes

They wrote rude entries? no

1639. Have you ever worn:

A dress or a skirt if you are a guy? n/a

A tie if you are a girl? yes, with a suit, for buiness things

1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren’t doing anything gross to it while you can’t see them? i’ve worked in restaurants for years, no one does anything gross to the food

1641. How do you wear your hair each day? down unless it is dirty

1642. Have you ever worn:

A gas mask? yes

A blindfold? yes

1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding? yes

1644. What is the difference between a man’s button down shirt and a woman’s button down shirt? the buttons are on opposite sides

1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else’s hair? eww, no

1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair? doubtful

1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside? the girls and i

1648. Is blood a turn on for you? no

1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood? no

1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else’s blood? gross, no