Mugshot

I just went to mugshotsonline.com

good times.

there are a few of me on it…hahah…I look so young….

Nicholas Scott -look me up

I have spent the last two hours typing in peoples names form work….. lots of domestic violence and drunks in this hospital…just one passer of bad checks.

I am the only asshole with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest…..

also a criminal trespassing…..sounds kind of shady when they put it that way…but it really wasn’t all that bad

here is the story:

Me and my roommates had gotten our young and eager hands on some acid that night…. We were walking across the University of Toledo campus at about 11 at night….we had stopped for a min and we were just laying in the grass, exploring the world around us. Then my friend named Sharkey pointed to the giant  bell tower in the middle of the campus and said; "lets fucking climb that thing like the gorillas we are! " and starts running towards it.

We all got up and followed after him, grinning and yelling like wild shit eating savages. Much to our surprise, when we got to it. There were large metal foot holds all the way up the back of the massive tower, where the masonry repair men would attach their scaffolding.

So sharkey beat his chest a couple times and got too scaling the 10 story brick building….The rest of us look at each other with wide glossy eyes for a second and then we followed.

We got about halfway up before we started to draw a crowd… Which mad me extremely nervous…. I remember saying something to my cousin like- " HEY, look at all those people down there. I think they are waiting for us to die."

and he said" Hahshaah! Holy Shit we will be famous!…..If we make it down alive remind me to charge a 5 dollar admition to those bastards."

"good idea " I said as we all kept climbing.

About 3 fourths the way up we ran out of foot holds. Sharkey looked down at us and said "Do you think anyone down their has a beer?"

"yeah, but look at the view up here" said Jason ( other roommate)

it was a beautiful summer night. Clear and warm with a strong breeze that made the trees and lights come alive. We slowly climbed down. Suddenly I was aware of our mortality and the small crowed of freshman dormers who had gathers around the splash zone.

I was the first to reach the earth. I told the crowed we excepted all major credit cards and they just looked at me with a powerful sense of fear and confusion that I have yet to see again.

"Oh ok, we will let you all off the hook this time" I said with a dictatorial tone as I pointed my finger at them. " But as a token of your gratitude for all we have done for you here tonight. I demand restitution in the amount of 4 non-menthol cigarettes from the lot of you."Just as I finished saying this, sharkey had jumped to the ground with his long hair waiving wildly and stumbled head first into a bush.

No one in the crowed moved. they all just kept looking at us…waiting for us to do something…..Tim whispered into my ear " What did you do?? Look at them man, now they all know the game… look at them all just staring at us…..everyone knows!….They are on to us!!!"

My eyes got wider with every word of paranoia until I burst out and broke the awkward silence with " listen damn it! We know your all in on it!  Now give us our cigarettes or I will be forced to have my gorilla tear this bell tower to the ground!!!"

sharkey started laughing like a mad man from the bush and the audence hustled away mystified and blank as I called them all ungrateful communists…..Then Tim had the idea to move on before they called in reinforcements.

We walked on through the campus ready to head home when we came across the thing that would get us all thrown in jail……..

A giant poll vaulting mat…and!!!!  To top it off!!  Someone had left the pole out for us!! As you can imagine this made our fucking day and we all took bets who would be invited to the Olympics by the next day.

Tim went first. He got back and ran as fast as he could…but he was holding it wrong, and when he went to stick one end of the pole into the ground the other end jabbed him in the neck. Sending him skidding across the grass in pain….Sharkey was next, but as he got back to start running, he spotted a flash light bouncing frantically across the field.

It was a bike cop. He pulled up to us with a over the Top, back tire bike slide and started demanding answers. Tim got in my ear again and said " ohhhh no nick. I cant take it, look at his curly red hair…and oh my god look at those teeth. They Are Huge…Is he a beaver?"

take it easy Timmy, he looks serious" I said as another bike cop comes speeding up.

"Everyone on the ground!"  the beaver cop shouted. I had already been sitting on the grass waiting my turn for glory, but the other three were on their feet.

Sharkey sat down, Jason sat down….but not Tim. He just started laughing….and then the cop said it, and when he did I knew we were all going to jail

" Can I ask you what in the hell is so damn funny?" Said beaver cop

" Are you serious?.. You just came sliding up here like your on the set of Pacific Blue or some shit, looking like a god damn 6 foot tall beaver. And now your acting like we are wanted for murder or something!"

I couldn’t hold in my laughter.

"Sit your ass down punk"

"fuck you woodchuck!’

next thing I see is sweep kick and a knee in his back as the cop handcuffing him.

Then I stood up and said " Hey tough guy, what are you going to do? take him in on your fucking handle bars! ahahaha"

That’s when I received the same treatment from the other cop.

Turns out they had cop cars, and we were in one just a few short minutes later.  On our way to Lucas county jail…with a head full of acid…..

they did let sharkey and Jason go, which was good…because they were the only ones who could bail us out….and they did. 6 hours later.