Update so Sara will get off my ass

Ok so quick update since it’s been like a month.

I went to Lubbock and Amarillo TX and had many fun times.

When addressing a large group in a board room, I was lecturing on Forklift Load Stability, chain and Tire wear, I accidentally said the phrase “the last thing you want is a guy to come around a corner and blow his load everywhere.”  It was embarrassing and hilarious and no one laughed or blinked and I had to lecture on four more power point slides with out losing it.  It was my greatest moment of poise ever!

Once at work, I read an article about a book that teaches you to be more efficient at work, and then I realized how my life is sometimes very much like a dilbert comic strip.

I’m buying a house.  Today was supposed to be my closing date.  It got moved to Friday…..the 13th…..like I’m not freaked out enough.

I met a girl, she’s 32, hot, successful, and plainly out of my league.  We went on one date.  I tried not to talk the entire night.  I only spilled a little on my shirt.  She didn’t hate me.  That’s all I have so far.  I don’t want to write more as not to jinx it. 

House warming party my new place Aug 18th, you are all invited.  You are old enough now to actually show up.