The most honest away message ever.

Catchin up on Lost from last night, then xbox live with sean and palmer GRAW3 till thirty rock.  Home made pizza night.  I’ve gained more weight than you this week.  Jealous?  You should be you stupid skinny fuck.  Party at my house on sat, come if your not a worthless piece of shit.  If you”re not sure, show up and I’ll let you know.  Friday night is "Rich Kloeckner is fucking awesome" day.  Come over and bask in his presence.  Sunday is "frisbee in the park unless it rains in which case we’ll egg your stupid house" day.  Join in unless you didn’t get in on Saturday, you stupid fuck.