Two truths and a lie…

I’m going to make three comments about myself.

Two of them are true, and one of them is a lie.

Take a guess which of the following you think is false:

Statement #1: I won a District Chess Championship when I was in high school.

Statement #2: I once ate a live octopus the size of my hand.

Statement #3: I voted for Donald J. Trump.

Take your best guess and scroll down to see the answer!

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And the false comment is….

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Statement #3… I did NOT vote for Donald J. Trump.

The reason I didn’t vote for Trump is quite simple: I’m not American, therefore I am ineligible to vote in the United States.

I’m Canadian, and I’ve voted NDP for the past four elections.

When I was in grade 10, I won the Niagara District Team Chess Championship representing my high school. Our team finished 2nd the next year and I finished 3rd in an individual tournament that same year. I still have the medals from those tournaments stashed inside my Chess set.

When living in South Korea in 2002, I ate a live octopus the size of my hand. I’m not used to my food fighting back, but I chewed that fucker until he was dead and it was the most disgusting thing I ever ate… but I still ate it!

Cheers,

Peter