What I Will/Won’t Miss

I’m coming up on Week 32 and I’ve been thinking about what I will and won’t miss about being pregnant.  Guess which list is longer…

What I’ll Miss

– Orgasm inducing dreams.  Holy. Shit. Y’all.

– Being able to eat whatever I want, whenever I want without feeling guilty

– Duckie saying "Tiny, the baby’s kicking my ass" when I snuggle up against him at bedtime

– My stomach looking like an alien wants to escape

– My ever changing belly-button ring scar (started off looking like a vagina, then a bunny, then a splattered human)

– Cute maternity tops

 

What I Won’t Miss

– Being tired all the time

– Peeing every 5 seconds

– Waking up 3-6 times a night to pee some more (though, I suppose this will be replaced with waking up 3-5 times a night to deal with the baby)

– Not being able to put my socks on by myself

– Not being able to get out of bed by myself

– Stomach aches

– Hemmoirds

– Cramps

– People telling me how I do and don’t feel

– All the doctor visits

– Acid reflux

– Not being able to walk up a flight of stairs without feeling like I ran a mile

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March 8, 2012

I honestly think nature makes pregnant women get up to pee all night in order to prepare us for what’s to come. Ugh. 32 weeks, wow Are you going to post any pictures of pregnant Tiny?

March 8, 2012

great lists! i remember callum used to kick waynes butt every night! so amusing. youre so close!!! nervous about anything?

March 8, 2012

Will you be breastfeeding at all? If so, the eating lots continues! I’m enjoying that more now than I was before. That sucks you have/had all those bad side effects of pregnancy. Only 2 months left!

March 9, 2012
March 9, 2012

it’s torture!

March 9, 2012

ryn: A lot of the being stuck is her falling asleep after eating and me not wanting to move her. But sometimes she does want to eat every hour or more instead of every 3-4 hours, but I think that is so she and I can sleep for longer stretches so I don’t complain too much.

March 18, 2012

Bet you’re glad this will be your only pregnancy! LOL!