Cat Blanket!!!

The artic chill lays her hand on Philly, covering our fine city in paralyzing cold. And in Vash’s household, that means one thing, CAT BLANKET!  (Also known as the "Feline Heat Leach" or the "Breakfast Alarm Clock")

There are some key differences between a cat blanket and your normal fabric type.

1. A fabric blanket does not pace back and forth on you at 4AM.

2. The fabric blanket does not care if you roll over it. Not so with the cat blanket.

3. One section of the fabric blanket does not wake up and get into an argument with another part of the fabric blanket at 5AM.

4. The fabric blanket does not make you late for work by laying on your chest and purring until you are lulled back to sleep.

5. Conversely, the fabric blanket doesn’t wake you up at 5:30AM for breakfast.

6. The fabric blanket does not bat you with it’s paw until you let it under the covers.

7. The fabric blanket doesn’t sleep for five minutes under the covers, then bat you with it’s paw to get out.

8. The fabric blanket lets you have the good part of the bed, near the heating vent.

9. The fabric blanket does not look annoyed when you get up and go to work.

10. The fabric blanket is not at all appealing when it rolls over to have it’s belly rubbed.

Happy Winter!