TEN INSULTING TERMS THAT ARE ACTUALLY QUITE…

TEN INSULTING TERMS THAT ARE ACTUALLY QUITE FLATTERING

One of life’s great amusements is when an attempted insult turns out to be a compliment. It’s all in the interpretation. So the next time any of these "aspersions" is lobbed in your direction, be sure to smile and say "thank you"

1. Slut: it means you are sexually irresistible.

2. Lush: it’s short for luscious.

3. Mess: it means you are a carefree bon vivant.

4. Liberal: it means you get invited to the best parties.

5. Self-Indulgent: it means you are good to yourself. They hate that.

6. Gauche: it means you have style and flair

7. Lazy: it means you’re free of stress

8: Shallow: it means you have retained some mystery.

9. Superficial: it means you look fabulous.

10. Hedonist: it means you are happy.

By Michael Flocker

THE HEDONISM HANDBOOK