Actually gonna do a survey!

What’s your relationship status on FACEBOOK?  Married

What’s your REAL relationship status?  Married…..except for the occasional fantasy I have.  In those I’m definitely single!

Can you get over people easily?  Not at all.  I get attached easily, but don’t like losing people.

What are you listening to?  The fan on my desk blowing and myself typing.

Who did you last hang out with?  Besides the hubby, that would be Ruth.  We went for sushi and cocktails last Friday and had a blast!

What are you doing tomorrow?  I have to come in and work for a little bit, then hubby and I are going out to dinner and to a movie.

Do you miss anyone?  My son…..every single day 🙁

Who are you texting?  Nobody….I’m doing this damn survey!

What’s on your wrists?  Uh, skin?

What’s your current issue?  Huh?  Of what?  A magazine?  Personal?  A little vague, dumbass.

Do you like Justin Bieber?  I will say that the kid has talent…..but he’s an annoying little fuck more than anything.  I’m still trying to figure out if he’s gay, or just a savvy lesbian in disguise.

I bet you have a green shirt on, right?  You lose.  It’s red.

Are you eating anything right now?  My lunch….a cheeseburger sub (it’s pretty damn good!) and some chips.

Are you looking forward to anything special?  My son’s wedding in October! 🙂

Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?  Oh hell no!

What do you miss most about your past?  Being skinny.

Are any of your friends taller than you?  Pretty much all of them, except for Jen. 

Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy?  All the time.

Do you think it’s a bunch of bull when people say "I have no regrets"?  I don’t know….depends on the person, I guess.

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?  Lots of people.

What school did you go to in seventh grade?  Carl Sandberg Jr. High

Have you ever asked a girl for advice?  All the time…..my bff gives excellent advice and truly is one of the smartest people I know.

Do you like to go out in the rain?  Not really.

Does anyone annoy you?  Depends on my mood.

How late did you stay up last night?  11:00 p.m.

Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing.  It’s a dark red pullover sweater with three buttons on the chest and a hood.

Last time you were at the movies?  Almost two weeks ago.  Went and saw Breaking Dawn (second time for me) with my cousin Paige.

So, the person you like, their name starts with a B, right?  I’m sure I like a lot of people whose name starts with B.  You ask stupid questions.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?  I would hope my husband does!

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your boyfriend/girlfriend?  We need to skip this question.

If you ended up in jail, who would be most likely to end up in there with you?  My sister or my bff or my friend Misty.

Were you single on Valentine’s Day?  Nope.

Are you dating anyone currently?  Nope….still married.

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?  Yes *grins*

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?  Oh, several people.

Happier on your own or with someone?  Either way.  Happiness is a choice.

Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?  Both….I’m greedy.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?  No.

Do you think relationships are hard?  I think they require daily work and effort, but they’re not supposed to be "hard". 

Suppose you find out something bad happens to someone you dislike, what do you do?  Feel sad for their loved ones.  Just because I don’t like someone doesn’t mean I want anything bad to happen to them.

Last time you cried?  About a week ago.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?  No clue.

You receive a $500 gift card to one place; which place is it?  Bed, Bath & Beyond!

Have you ever been called heartless?  No….lmao!!!  I’m the biggest marshmallow there is and cry at the drop of a hat.  I’m far from heartless.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?  Yep.

What products are in your hair?  A hair clip….that’s it.  I don’t use product (except shampoo and conditioner, of course) unless I’m fixing my hair up to go out or for a special occasion…and work doesn’t count as either.

Met someone amazing in the past month?  No one that comes to mind.

Who were you with today at 4:00?  It’s not 4:00 yet…..dumbass.

Who’s the last person you had a serious argument with?  My mother.

Have you ever said anything out loud that was meant to be kept inside?  Yep.

Was today a good day?  So far, so good…..and it IS Friday!

Do you have any goals you’re working towards?  Yes, a few.

Something that made you mad today?  Nothing….yet.

Ever been the only one trying to fix a relationship?  Oh yeah!

What are you watching on tv?  I’m at work, remember?  Dumbass.

Can you see something green right now?  My Kleenex box and my Gumby figure.

Favorite type of weather?  Fall

Would you rather be a cheater or get cheated on?  Been on both sides and they both suck.  Getting cheated on hurts your heart, being the cheater hurts your soul.

What was the last reason you were really upset?  Family drama.

When was the last time you wore a dress?  Couple of months ago, I think?

Describe the funnest part of your day.  I wouldn’t call it "fun" but it’s at the end of the day, before bed, when I’m sitting out on my patio alone having a cigarette and saying my prayers.  That’s my most peaceful time of day.

Have you ever watched HOUSE?  A few times.

Do you think it’s wrong to call other people of the same sex baby, sexy, hot, etc.?  Not at all.

Last five people on your calls log?  Mama, Mama, Tony, Mama, Mama

Have you ever though seriously about your future?  I do a lot.

When was the last time you felt hopeless?  I don’t ever feel hopeless, because there’s ALWAYS hope!

When is it okay to lie?  It’s not, really, but I’ll lie to spare someone’s feelings.

Describe your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend.  With my husband, things are good.  We’re hanging in t

here, communicating better, getting back to our old funny selves and goofing around with each other a lot more.  I’m hopeful 🙂

Do you ever do weird things when no ones around?  Don’t we all?

Which is better: fantasy or reality?  They’re both good, as long as you don’t let your fantasy life interfere with your reality.

Ever been in a relationship wish a person of the same sex?  No.

If you could skip all of high school, would you?  No.

First song that comes to mind when you think, "emotional"?  Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad by Meatloaf

Are you single, if so why?  No…..married.  Dumbass.

Have you ever gotten drunk?  Uh, yeah….lol.

Do you like to cuddle?  I love to cuddle.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with the letter B?  Yes.

Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?  Don’t really care.

Are you easily amused?  Yes.

Are you doing anything tonight?  Relaxing with the hubby and watching some t.v.

Do you speak more than 6 languages?  Nope.

Is your hair naturally straight?  Yep.

Is your heart broken?  Nope.

What was the last thing you bought?  Lunch.

Did you have a good day yesterday?  Yeah, it was alright.

How many piercings do you have?  Two in each ear.  I had to take my nose and tongue piercings out for work 🙁  I miss them.

Do you like dark or light jeans better?  I like them both.

Do you like hugs?  Absolutely.

Could you go 30 minutes without cursing?  Yep.

When was the last time you saw your mom?  Jan. 2

Ever been called babe?  All the time by the hubby.

Do you have a best friend?  Yes, I do 🙂  I adore her.

Could you handle marrying the last boy who texted you?  I am married to him….lol.

Were you happy when you woke up today?  No I was pissed I had to get up.  I am NOT a morning person.

What’s the last thing you said?  To the attorney I work for … "Thank you."

Who were you with last weekend?  Hubby.

What are you excited for?  My son’s wedding and mine and hubby’s vacation afterwards.

Do you currently like anyone?  I like everyone!

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?  Hubby.

Are you scared to fall in love?  I am in love.

Last person you wanted to punch in the face?  Someone I work with.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?  My son.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now?  Yes I can.

Last time you kissed someone?  This morning…..hubby always kisses me goodbye.

Have you told anybody you loved them today?  Hubby.

What are you listening to right now?  Still the fan and myself typing….dumbass.

What’s your favorite number?  13

How is the weather right now?  Gray and snowy.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?  One of our clients.

Favorite TV show?  Mike & Molly and Criminal Minds

Favorite holiday?  Christmas

Have you ever cried for no reason?  Yep

What was the last movie you watched?  Breaking Dawn

Hugs or Kisses?  Both

Chocolate or Vanilla?  Chocolate

Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?  Nope.

Do you like to travel by plane?  Love it!

Have you held hands with somebody in the last three days?  Again, with the hubby.

Who do you have texts in your inbox from?  Oh hell, from everyone!

What were you doing at 7:00 in the morning?  Sleeping

Do you have your eye on anyone at the moment?  I’M MARRIED!!!  Dumbass.

Were you happier now or three months ago?  Now.

Are you one of those people who hate crying in front of others?  Yes.
 

Dear God, that was excruciating!  I’m thinking no more surveys in my future…lol.