Long survey

I passed today’s exams and am not too concerned about tomorrows, but i think i failed the written exam on monday. The guy I’d emailed eplaining i might do badly had obviously had a word with the examiners, since as i was leaving one of the stations he said, "so is this the one who was supposed to be really nervous. She did fine, i think she was lying just to get attention."

I wish.

I’m hiding from the reality of life……

….by doing a survey

1. First Name: Laura
2. Middle Name: Rose

3. Last Name: No comment

4. Nicknames: beegy, lowra
5. Date Of Birth: 12/11/1983
6. Place Of Birth: Plymouth

7. Hometown: Durham
8. Current Town You Live In: Oxford
9. Hair Colour: strawberry blonde
10. Eye Colour: hazel
11. Height: 5’5"
12. Parent’s Names/Ages: jennifer (56), colin (56)
13. Sibling’s Names/Ages: hannah (27)
14. Children’s Names/Ages: n/a
15. Who Do You Live With: i have my own room in a house of other students
16. Who In Your Family Are You Most Like: probably dad
17. Why: sad and dorky
18. Who Are You Least Like: i think we’re probably all about the same
19. Why: annoying question
20. Who Are You Closest To: my friends 
21. Why: there are things parents dont need to know
22. Who Do you Wish You Were Closer To: my sister
23. Who Do You Hate The Most: its weird, but probably my best friend
24. Do You Live In A House Or Apartment: house
25. Do You Have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: define boyfriend. i have people who fuck me when they want
26. If So, Who: rolly, paul
27. How Long Have You Been With Them: rolly: 9 months, paul: 2 weeks 
28. Do You Have A Crush: sure
29. If So, Who: anyone who doesnt want me
30. Do You Have The Cajones To Ask Them Out: obviously not, or they wouldnt just be a crush
31. Why: same as everyone – fear of rejection

Your Life

32. Do You Go To School: university 
33. Where: oxford
34. What Year: 5th year
35. Who Are Your Closest Friends: ivie, poie, joe, damien 
36. Do You REALLY Have Any Friends: yes
37. Who Do You Tell All Your Problems To: online people, recently my friends too
38. Do You Have A Job: in a nursing home during holidays
9. Do You Smoke Cigarettes: when i’m really, really depressed and want to die
40. If So, What Type: whatever i can scrounge off people
41. Do You Smoke Anything Illegal: not recently 
42. Are You Lying To Me: no
43. Do You Drink: only 22 hours of the day
44. Are You Of Legal Age To Drink: way past it now
45. Do You Drink Beer: no
46. What’s Your Favourite Beer: i dislike beer
47. What’s Your Favourite Alcoholic Beverage: GnT
48. Do You Like Shots: no
49. If So, What Kind:
50. Do You Like To Dance: love it more than life itself
51. Are You Any Good At It: for a white girl, not bad
52. What Type Of Music Do You Like: RnB
53. How Many CDs Do You Own: abotu 30 maybe
54. Which Is Your Favourite: one i made myself
55. Do You Drive: i can but i dont have a car
56. If So, What Do You Drive: nothing
57. What Is Your Dream Car: something really expensive like an aston martin or something 
58. Do You know How Much It Costs: few hundred thousand
59. Do You Think You Will Ever Be Able To Afford It: in reality no, but it is maybe possible if i became a plastic surgeon on Harley Street
60. How Many People Are On Your Buddy List Right Now: online…5, offline…37
61. How Many Total: for those who cant add, 42
62. Do You Like All Of Them: sure 
63. Have You Met Any Of Them: yes
64. Did You Like Them: yes

Your Wardrobe

65. How Many Pairs Of Pants Do You Own: i’m guessing this means trousers, erm, probably about 10
66. How Many Shirts: meaning like blouses? maybe 5

67. How Many Pairs Of Shoes: hmm, 6?
68. How Many Pairs Of Underwear: about 25 probably
69. What Type Of Underwear Do You Wear: just plain and comfy day to day, i have a few lacey things
70. Do You Even Wear Any: i have in the past gone without
71. What Is The Most Boring Piece Of Clothing You Own: i guess just a plain long sleeved baggy top
72. What Is The Weirdest: leopard print dress/lingery type thing
73. What Is The Coolest: i like my jeans.
74. What Is The Most Expensive: probably my coat

75. What Is The Cheapest: i’ve bought T shirts for a couple of quid
76. What Would You Call Your Style: smart/cas
77. Is It Currently In Fashion: you cant go too far wrong with plain stuff
78. Do You Care: remotely
79. What Size Shoe Do You Wear: 4 or 5

80. Do You Like Platforms: no
81. Flats: yes

82. Stilettos: no
83. Do You Wear Jewelery: if i remember
84. What Kind: earrings, necklace, bracelet, ring
85. How Many Rings Do You Own: 2
86. Necklaces: 5?

87. Earrings: maybe 10
88. Bracelets: about 4

89. Do You Have Any Piercings: yes
90. Where: ears
91. Tattoos: no, but want one
92. Where: on my ankle

Your Sex Life

93. Are You A Virgin: no
94. How Many Boyfriends/Girlfriends Have You Had: real ones? probably 2 count 
95. How Many Have You Slept With: never with any of the bfs
96. Who Was The Best: no-one to compare to
97. Why: did i enjoy it? i was purposelfully thinking "dont you dare enjoy this laura. then he’ll be winning"
98. What’s Your Favourite Position: i think i prefered it when he was taking me from behind
99. Why: i didnt have to look at him
100. How Many Positions Have You Tried: 2
101. Are You Lying: no
102. Are You Sure: yes
103. Have You Ever Had A 3some Or More: no 
104. Have You Ever Been In Love: yes
105. How Did You Know: because i thought i was going to die when i left
106. Do You Shave/Wax/Nair Any Of your Body Hair: yes 
107. Where: almost everything, except my arms and head
108. If You Could Sleep With One Famous Person Who Would It Be: noah wyle
109. Would You Sleep With Anyone For A Million Dollars: yes 
110. Do You Consider Yourself A Slut: yes
111. Have You Ever Been Called One: yes
112. By  Who: several people
113. What Career Do You Want: why is this under sex life? i want

to be a prostitute…no, i’m hoping a doctor after all this time, money and crap
114. Do You Want To Get Married: yes

115. To Who: someone who loves me

116. When: asap
117. Where Do You Want To Go On Your Honeymoon: somewhere hot with a beach
118. Do You Want A Fancy Wedding, Or A Simple One: in between
119. Do You Want Any Children: yes
120. How Many: 2
121. What Will You Name Them: hmm, harvey, ryan, bridie, not decided yet
122. Would You Freak Out If One Of Them Told You He/She Was Gay: no
123. Are You Sure About That: no, i might do
124. Where Do You Want To Live: in the country
125. What Do You See Yourself Doing 10 Years From Now: still stuck alone, hating myself and in some disgusting hospital being told i’m not good enough

This carried on but i got very bored. what crap questions.