In the smeg

You know what I think, I’ll tell you, I think our PM has dropped himself in the smeg. He’s already suggesting that he’s going to allow Merkel and Sarkozy to make treaty changes without a UK referendum. Even if the public roll over and let it happen, it’s going to cause a split in his government. On the other hand, if he changes his mind and allows a referendum, it’s going to be a resounding “No”, and he’s not going to be able to survive that. He should have allowed a free vote on a referendum when he had the chance. He would have won. There would have been no referendum, but he would have looked tough on Europe. He’s crapped in his own nest I tell you.

We went to parents’ evening last night, which meant I had to leave work as early as possible. It was slightly embarrassing because we were having a work crisis. It will be a total miracle if I get all my reports out on time this month. On the plus side, the boy’s teacher gave him a glowing report and he’s already reached his summer reading target seven months ahead of time. Yeah, go boy!

I have very little sympathy for Gary McKinnon. If he broke into a computer belonging to the US government, he needs to take responsibility for his actions. I say extradite him. I hate hackers, bloody vandals.

A survey commissioned by Nobby’s Nuts has concluded that Australians like taking their clothes off. It would seem that 65% of the 1,000 people questioned have flashed, stripped in public, done a ‘nuddy run’ or have had a ‘naked day’ at home. The survey was conducted to accompany the new “Nobby’s Nude” range of products. In this case I believe “nude” means no added fat or salt. According to the report,”A quarter of Australians surveyed said they would walk down a main street naked for less than $2,000, with some admitting they would even do it for free “just for kicks”. I wonder if that’s Australian dollars?