Tiny Tidbits of Why I’m Going Crazy

These are just records of some texting sessions I want to keep for amusement purposes.  Small reasons that are slowly adding up to make me fall crazy head over heels for Cody.

 

Me: Did you get up on time?

Him: Of course 🙂

=P I didn’t.  But I was up late too.

Haha! I win!

Shh! I was up late being studious believe it or not so =P I read til almost 3am.

Dang! I do that all the time!

*sigh* I’m jealous.  You get a field trip and I get 6 hours in a bar with 3 old men staring at a TV making sports references that I don’t understand =(  Wanna trade?

Lol no way!

Bah! Cant’ blame you for that, not in the slightest.  Well, enjoy your trip.  I’m going to secretly work on creating a doppelganger to take my place and save me from the inevitable  boredom induced insanity that awaits me =P

Hahahah! Doppelganger FTW!

Yah =) I’m building it in the back room.  I got it rigged up like Frankenstein’s lab ^^ Just need a good lightning storm now, then I can cackle maniacally and scream "It’s aliiiiiiiivvvee!!"

Oh shit! Ima have to kill me some monster, aren’t I?

What? Murderer!!! Don’t kill my doppelganger!!

I’m gonna go all Van Helsing on it

!!!! You dare!  Ye shall be smited and some such other threats in archaic language!

I prithee, come with thine threats!

Villain!  Thou art vile and treacherous with thy murderous ways!  Ooo I actually have customers now…Allah be praised and all that XD

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*wave*

Feeling goofy?

Lol no.  Do I feel goofy to you?  I just woke up =P

Lol woke up? I’m already going to bed =P

I haven’t left bed.  Just regained consciousness and you were in the bundle of thoughts that came with it so you got waved at. =P

I feel privileged =)

Pretty accurate feeling if you ask me =P I’ll let you go back to sleep if you want.  Didn’t mean to wake you if you were dozing off.

=) My eyes are super heavy.  It’s time for me to visit Tir Na Nog.  Goodnight milady.  I shall text you upon the morrow.

Mmm Celtic reference.  Hot.  =P  Night.

 

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Go look at the moon! Hurry!

Yellow and full.

Orange!!!

Light orange =P  It’s not moving very fast though.  You said hurry like maybe it was running away.

The color is lightening up.

I know.  Aliens are throwing bleach out of their ships onto it.  I deciphere

d a secret alien com signal…that’s how I know.

Ah!!!  That explains it!

Indeed! Glad I could enlighten you.

Those aliens! Always messin with shit!

It’s okay though.  I have pewpew laser guns to shoot them with if they get too pesky.

Shhhh!!  They’ll hear you!                   (I don’t know why, but I think I fell a little bit head over heels for him when he said this.)

><  Ooops!

Too late! You’ve doomed us all!

No way! I have backup plans.  Duh!

You better!

Hey! Don’t tell me what to do!  I’ll pewpew you with my lasers!

Uh, aren’t you forgetting something?! Ninja!

Psh! You better get your suit on so you can vanish!  I have you locked and targeted as we speak!  Sniper style!

Lies! My suit is on! You can’t see me =P

Damn! Be glad I’m being tempted by the shower cuz otherwise I’d find you!  Gogo Gadget FIND NINJA FTW!

Showers FTW!