i never…with an x

(  ) I never have been drunk.
(  ) I never have been so drunk I passed out.
(  ) I never have driven drunk.
(  ) I never have smoked pot.
(X) I never have done hard drugs.
(  ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex. (Unless my mom counts…*lol*)
(  ) I never crashed a friend’s car.
(X) I never been to Japan.
(  ) I never rode in a taxi.
(  ) I never had anal sex.
(  ) I never have performed oral sex.
(  ) I never have been in love. (Not for real, at least…I thought I was at the time.)
(  ) I never had sex.
(  ) I never had sex in public.
(  ) I never have been dumped.
(  ) I never shoplifted.
(X) I never have been fired.
(  ) I never been in a fist fight.
(  ) I never had a threesome.
(  ) I never have drank milk out of the carton.
(X) I never snuck out of my parent’s house.
(X) I never been tied up (sexually).
(  ) I never have masturbated.
(X) I never been caught masturbating.
(  ) I never pissed on myself. kids….
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex.
(  ) I never been arrested.
(  ) I never made out with a stranger.
(  ) I never stole something from my job.
(X) I never celebrated New Years in Times Square.
(X) I never went on a blind date. 
(X ) I never lied to a friend.
(X ) I never had a crush on a teacher.
(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.
(  ) I never been to Europe.
(  ) I never skipped school.
(  ) I never slept with a co-worker.
(  ) I never cut myself on purpose.
(  ) I never realized being grown up was so hard.
(  ) I never had sex at the office. (Again, I wouldn’t object.)
(  ) I never got married.
(  ) I never got divorced.
(  ) I never had sex with more than one person in the same week.
(  ) I never have posed nude.
( ) I never had children. (I am a father of three kids…)
(X) I never tried speed.
(  ) I never got so drunk I don’t remember whawt happened.
(  ) I never have gotten favors/money for sex.
(  ) I never have been caught by a parent while having sex or any form of sex.

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