Yoinked from a bunch of people

8/4/2003

If I were a month I would be: November

If I were a day of the week I would be: Monday

If I were a time of day I would be: 6:00 P.M.

If I were a planet I would be: Uranus

If I were a sea animal I would be: A Hammerhead Shark

If I were a direction I would be: West by North West.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A chine cabinet.

If I were a sin I would be: Wrath

If I were a historical figure I would be: I would want to be my own figure

If I were a liquid I would be: Crown Royal

If I were a tree, I would be: An Oak Tree, or a Cottonwood Tree

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: I would be a vine of some kind

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A never ending Hurricane.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A violin.

If I were an animal, I would be: A Bengal Tiger

If I were a color, I would be: Black

If I were a fruit, I would be: Kiwi

If I were a sound, I would be: The laugh of a happy child

If I were an element, I would be: Platinum

If I were a car, I would be: A 1972 Custom Delux Chevy truck.

If I were a song, I would be: I Stand Alone by GODSMACK

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: AhI have no idea.

If I were a book, I would be written by: Steven R. Dolandson.

If I were a food, I would be: Waffles or Pork Chops

If I were a place, I would be: My land I own in Kansas.

If I were a material, I would be: Silk

If I were a taste, I would be: To bad love doesnt have a tastefor that is what I would be.

If I were a scent, I would be: Fresh cut grass in the middle of spring

If I were a word, I would be: Crap, shit, damn, fuck!

If I were an object, I would be: The hand for a child to hold

If I were a body part I would be: The eyes

If I were a facial expression I would be: A loving smile

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Optimums Prime from the Transformers.

If I were a shape I would be a: I would be water, so I could be any shape I am poured into.

If I were a number I would be: 69 or 77