Here is a joke…

+ Animal Joke

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went

to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he

could get a special rooster, one that would service all

of his many hens, and when he told this to the market

vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster

for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will

ever see!”

So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before

setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy

a little pep talk. “Randy,” he said, “I’m counting on

you to do your stuff”. And without a word Randy strutted

into the henhouse.

Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen

like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many

feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way

with each hen. But Randy didn’t stop there, he went in

to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and

still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the

pighouse, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried

out “Stop, Randy, you’ll kill yourself.” But Randy

continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same

manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw

Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the

air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging

out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.

The farmer walked up to Randy saying “Oh you poor thing,

look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I

warned you my little buddy.”

“Shhhhh” Randy whispered, “The buzzard’s getting closer.”