another naughty survey

Had sex in three or more positions in one session: Yes

Had sex continuously for one hour or more: Yes

Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity: Nope

Been so loud having sex that people complained: Nope

Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone: Yes I have…

Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands: Yes

Had sex while both fully dressed: If oral sex counts than yes.

Had sex while both standing up: She was in my arms pressed up against a wall. Plus there is always sex in the shower.

Performed oral sex on a woman: Of course…

Received oral sex from a man: Nope…don’t go that way.

Received oral sex from a woman: Yes I have…

Used position number 69: Yes I have

Intentionally swallowed semen: Uh, no.

Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control: Yeap

Had sex during menstruation: Yes I have had sex with a female while having her period.

Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc. for sexual purposes: Yeap

Used ice for sexual purposes: Oh yes…

Completely shaved off your pubic hair: Not all of it. Like to keep the balls shaved though.

Purchased a sex toy: Yeap

Inserted your finger into someone’s anus, or had this done to you: Yes and Yes

Licked someone’s anus: Yes, and have had it done on me too.

Performed anal intercourse on someone: Yeap

Received anal intercourse: Ah NO

Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you: Yes and Yes

Been involved in use of cock-ing: I have no clue what this is…!

Been involved in use of a strap-on: Ah NO

Participated in fist-fucking: AH NO…have not done that to a female either and don’t think I would even if she asked me to.

Contracted a VD or STD: Nope

Given a sympathy fuck: Can guys do that…?

Forced or coerced someone into having sex with you: Nope

Had sex with a virgin: Yes

Paid for sex with a prostitute: Yes

Been involved in adultery: Yes

Had sex with your boss or teacher: Nope

Had sex with someone the same day you met them: Yeap

Had sex with someone whose name you did not know: Yeap

Been openly homosexual or bisexual: AH NO…

Had more than ten sex partners: Not at one time, but yes I am over 20…

Been in a threesome: Yes

Engaged in group sex: Nope

Had sex in a public place: Yeap

Had sex in a car: Many times…!

Become a member of the Mile High Club: No, but I want to…

Had sex in the water: Yeah, and it’s not all that. The water washes away all the pussy juice that is suppose to make it all the better.

Been walked in on while having sex: No

Had sex while you knew someone else was watching: Yeap

Engaged in bondage: Nope

Engaged in “golden showers”: Nope

Have a body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure: Nope

School / Have you ever..

Skipped school: Nope

Skipped a class: Nope

Slept through a class: Yeap

Thrown things at the teacher, and what did you throw: Nope, at classmates yes, but not the teachers.

Done mean things to people in your class: I would light my lighter under their care…make it really hot and they would jump up and have a hot ass for a while.

Cheated on tests: Yeap

Plagiarized: Nope

Copied someone’s work: Yes, but not all of it.

Been suspended, and for what: Yes, in school for one day for torching this one guys locker that I didn’t like.

Been expelled, and for what: Nope

Had detention: A couple of times

Brought a weapon to school, and what was it: I went to school in Kansas…I would go to school with my shotgun in my truck.

Stolen something from someone at school: Yeap

Had drugs in your possession at school: Nope

Home/Have you ever..

Done something your parents specifically said NOT to: Yeah

Snuck out and been caught: Nope, didn’t need to sneak out…

Snuck out and got away with it: But yes I did get away with it.

Hit a family member: Yeap

Been grounded for a month or more: Nope

Had a party at your house unsupervised: Yeah right…no one would have come. I was not one of the popular people in school even know everyone knew me.

Broken something and lied about it: Yeah, but it never worked for me.

Stolen money from your family members: Yes

Had a fistfight with your sibling: No

Gotten in trouble for bad grades: Nope, I always had good grades in school.