The alphabet game 20.26

A – is for apple and alphabet as everyone knows. Its also for ample and awful and anorexia. I prefer angel to all of them though.
B – is for Banana, or baby or berk.
C – is for  crunchy and let’s just leave it at that.
D – is for Daphne, a friend’s mum and for ‘Dear’ or ‘Darling’. Moira Darling in Peter Pan had a mouth that heart shaped from the all the kissing she did.
E – is for Egypt, and Elizabeth (my grandmother’s name).
F – is for famous, fabulous and … frigid?
G – is for great guns, good grief!
H – is for Happy.
I – is for idiot
J – is for jolly, joy and, well let’s just move on.
K – is for kar – isn’t it?
L – is for lemonade, lice and legs.
M – is for microscope, miserable and me.
N – is for nice.
O – is for orange and organism and orgasm.
P – is for priceless
Q – is for queeney of course!
R – is for royal
S – is for steam ship
T – is for toy, telly and trumpet
U – is for umberella.
V – is for voyage or virtual
X – is for xtraordinary
Y – is  the question children ask most.
Z – is for zonked out. Like Me.