smells like home,..
last night after i was all showered and crawled into bed i remembered that i had left the light on in the tool crib, i said to myself “shit, can’t leave that on all night”,. so with no further ado i walked out the front door and started over to the barn,hell it’s probably only 30 steps,..
as i crossed the road, i heard a huff, looking into the shadows i saw the old coyote that has been trying for the past year to convince me it’s her turf i’m imposing on, (the piles of crap in the dirt road are pretty clear markers);
she was hunkered down ready to bolt if i made any aggressive moves, but i just locked eyes with her and we stared at one and other for a bit, finally i said “what’s the matter, never seen a naked human before?”, and turned and sauntered, willy flapping in the breeze, the rest of the way to the barn.
when i came back out she was no where to be seen.
i think i’m starting to like this place,..
I’m not sure that convinced her of your right to the property…..but it is a good story.
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Classic! 🙂
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I like coyotes. All the stories about them. :]
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RYN honeymoon: It’s over now too. Got to spend 7 days and 7 nights with SDC and 7 days and 6 nights with his 6 yo daughter. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a great kid and I’m now her “new mom”, but it wasn’t much of a honeymoon. Just your average family vacation.
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Wow. I’d be scared sh!tless if I ever saw a real, live coyote!
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Lol. The visual that conjured up was hilarious! Not you naked…you facing down a coyote naked!
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i like this story! it just seems “right”!
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I guess you both had a point to make. Maybe you can cohabit.
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How cool :O) we only have the occasional possum….. D
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Woman im the moon and I think the aame way..what she said is exactly what cam to mind. Wonder what that says about us..
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Awesome!! Love it.
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Wonderful! Was confused initially bec I assumed you were female!
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Haha, great story. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a coyote before.
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lmao!
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hahaha
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maybe if u pee on the ground to mark ur territory it might work. 🙂
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I guess it’s good ‘animal magnetism’ only goes so far.
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Well now… Interesting entry to be found on RC LOL…
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Two animals, facing off. Intense. Ever read Derrick Jensen’s accounts of asking coyotes to leave *his* chickens alone? Actually, I just did a search for it . . . if you’re interested, apparently there’s some of the book online, & here’s the section I was referring to: (see the next comment)
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http://books.google.com/books?id=Cg7fgQXvQ_wC&pg=PA83&lpg=PA83&dq=Derrick+Jensen+coyote+chickens&source=bl&ots=mcYCsOD8nk&sig=g4b8-fW6lwkhcLNtUFKzRDN6Znw&hl=en&ei=cB2hTMvLLcOblgfio43YCg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBUQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false
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btw, if you do a search for “coyote” in that book, you’ll get the whole story (sorry for such a lost post!)
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Hi, reg, Thanks for not being mad at me about the rc but I liked this entry so much that I had to recommend it. It made me laugh and I could just see it all. I wanted to share it. Big smiles!
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🙂
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The coyote is probably still telling stories about the one who got away.
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