Time to unwind

I had a lot to say today to a person. I didn’t. I figured I had said all I needed to.

Instead, I shall talk about my poor flippy floppy. Those things have been all over the world with me.

I never wear them out in public because they look and smell like they’ve been around a time or two. Rightfully so being they have.

I woke up this morning before work and put them on. I can’t stand to be barefoot not even in my own home. I’ve learned a time or two about stepping in dog puke.

I’m happy…yay I have my shoes on that have been around the world with me. Until, I excitedly run to the coffee pot. I guess I didn’t comprehend that said shoes were only holding on to a thread.

I think I need a funeral for those old shoes.

Who wants to come?