Beauty Pageant Participants

Patsy Ramsey died just recently.  I didn’t know she was sick but I guess she had cancer or something.  They had some kind of big and lavish funeral, like the kind that rich people like to organize and it seemed like it went off without a hitch.  Her daughter was JonBenet Ramsey.  She died almost a decade ago.  She didn’t have cancer.  She died mysteriously and some even say that Patsy and her husband had something to do with JonBenet’s death.  JonBenet was one of those little girls who competed in beauty pageants for the young and conceited.  They say that she was actually pretty good, though what does it really mean when someone is “good” at a beauty pageant?  I’ve never understood that.  I guess that means that ugly little girls wouldn’t stand a chance against someone like JonBenet.  JonBenet used to wear a lot of makeup though.  Then again, no amount of makeup can hide ugly, so I guess those ugly little girls had no other recourse than to play sports or pray that plastic surgery was in their future.  I’m not saying that all female athletes are ugly although the WNBA seems to do a pretty good of keeping a lot of less attractive women employed.  Anyway, JonBenet and her mother are now dead.  It looks like JonBenet’s killer will never be found and that murder will go unsolved.  Colorado law enforcement officials probably got tired of trying to figure the whole thing out and they gave up.  I don’t know what the father/husband’s name is.  How would I know it?  He’s not dead yet.  I don’t think I would ever put my little girl in any kind of beauty pageant.  I don’t have a little girl or anything, but I was just saying.  Beauty pageants for the young and conceited can mess a girl up for life, especially if that girl is ugly and her parents continue to insist that she compete.  Some parents don’t get it.  That competitive nature can override common sense and lead adults to make stupid decisions, like placing their ugly daughters in pageants they have no business being in.  Who do you blame for an ugly child anyway?  Do you blame one parent more than you would the other, or might there be some shared responsibility there?  I once saw this little girl who had no arms.  She wasn’t ugly or anything, but she didn’t have any arms or hands.  She was pretty good at using her feet as hands though.  I don’t think her mother would ever put her into any kind of pageant.  Her mother uses meth and she sleeps a lot.  I think she sleeps around a lot too.  The way she wears her makeup makes her look like a hooker.  JonBenet’s Ramsey’s mother is dead.  I don’t think she used meth.  She died of cancer.  Using meth doesn’t cause cancer.  Using meth makes you ugly.  Meth addicts don’t participate in pageants.