OMG That Hit You!

I shared this on FB earlier, but for everyone without me on their FB I figured I’d let you join into the hilarity of the day! 

I was outside work smoking on my break.
It was pouring rain. 
No one was around. 
I tossed my cigarette into the street; BUT! 
As I tossed it, a black man comes running around the corner and I watched my cigarette fly through the air in slow motion and hit him right in the neck with the lit end. 

I immediately jumped up and just started saying "OMG THAT  HIT YOU! OMG THAT HIT YOU!" 

He didn’t even know what happened until I pointed it out and then he kept saying "Baby its okay! I’m fine baby!" 
 
 
Nothing like that as EVER happened to me but I am now proud to say that I have nailed someone in the neck with a lit cigarette!

P.S. I think I deserve 2100 xp and should be able to level up! (nerdy pokemon reference!)