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TOO MUCH FAMILY LATELY

not really, it’s just that my sister and cousin are in town again

if she ever read this diary i think she would never speak to me again

but ASDFLKSDFKSWEOPIFa’ whyyyy

the other night i brought over delicious chocolate rum cake desserts and mead and they were not so grateful

she was on her kindle and didn’t even hardly talk or get up off the couch the whole time i was there

she made me get her a spoon and then take her cup when she was done, like a slave

and before i came over i asked her what she was doing and she replied with "just watching tv"

so i told her that we were coming over and she said "we aren’t doing anything, do you just want to come over tomorrow?"

what? wouldn’t that be the ideal time to spend time with someone, when you’re not doing anything?

so i came over anyways and she acted like i wasn’t there except to take her dishes

:KLSFJ:LSDKFJOISdf

 

ON ANOTHER NOTE, i got $90 for babysitting yesterday

and that is about how much i feel i deserve from that because those kids are INSANE

not to mention the misbehaving dog from the other family i babysit for was there as well

he tore up the solar lights outside

but i think by the end of the night he was scared of me because he listened when i told him to drop stuff

AUTHORITY

 

last night i went to a club called rehab and it was bad

the only good thing about it was the blackberry honeywine that i brought to ben’s and when we watched portlandia

there is just something so hilarious about making fun of people from portland for some reason

 

this is just a great entry, isn’t it

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December 30, 2011

AUTHORITY

December 30, 2011

btw i have to confess i have been using you: you have been at the top of my bookmarks list for the past day or so and everytime that double-decker oprah banner ad comes it blocks my buttons so i click on your username to get it to go away. you have been used!

December 30, 2011

when i read AUTHORITY i heard in my head yolandia visser saying ‘RESPECT MY AUTHORITY’ in her south african accent, just sayin’ also, your sister seems kinda cray cray, i would be annoyed. i am going to check out portlandia right now

January 2, 2012

did you have a happy new yeark my pal?

January 4, 2012

shhhhhh yes don’t tell!!!!!!! REAL LIFE INTERSECTION

January 4, 2012

ryn: it was awesome!

January 5, 2012

cwazy! she kind of sucks, right? but i don’t even care, it is the weirdest thing