Back to Life….Back to Reality….!!

OHHH DAMMMMMMMM. I am back in New York at this dammm JOB!!! SHIT!! I had such a beautiful vacation in Bermuda. I know I know…you want some pictures. Well because I am technically at a disadvantage….I don’t know how to load pictures on this stupid thing. Yes I am old school but my friend is going to help me out. So please be patient with me!!! Thanks.

Well, Let me tell you. We stayed at this place call the Granaway Guest Houses and we had our own cottage. It was beautiful. Every window had an ocean view. It was bananas!! I was in love. The only bad part of it all was that the weather was only 70 degrees. Not really beach weather, but you know I took my ass to the beach anyway and put my feet in. The water is so clear. You can see straight to the bottom. Un like New york where you only see green water and garbage!!Ohhh LAWD. It was Nice. The foods were so good. I had seafood everynight. DEEELICIOUS!! YUMMMY!!! Oh…I am getting an organsim thinking about it. In any event…we went out to clubs. We went to this one spot called Ozone. This is where they played a lot of old school hip hop and Rand B. I was soo happy…and drunk…and happy….and drunk. I had a wonderful time.

But I must confess something. I met a man…..I know I already have one. But I met a man..his name is Lynwood. He has the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen. He is brown skin like me…but with hazel green eyes…with a bald head and a goatee. OH   MY  GOD! His body was amazing and I really wanted to just jump on him. OHHH MANNNN! We started talking and he was so sweet. He has a british accent too. That was just turning me on. Holy Shit!! The only bad thing was that he was 27. I’m 31. And this is not "How STella Got her Groove Back"!!!  He was fine fine fine. and soo sweet. I was really torn. I have a wonderful man at home…but this guy….woo…(I have my hand on my chest). DAMM he was fine. But I told him how I had a boyfriend back in New York.  He told me that was fine and we can just reamin friends if anything.  Friends?? Man..I would have jumped his bone if I could!! But I told him that would be nice. We only exchnaged email addresses. And guess what?? He emailed me this morning. He hopes my flight went well and hopes I had a great time. OHHH God!! Ladies…you know…I would have been all over that like white on rice if I had no man. Wow..temptation is a bitch. He would just look at me and my undies got wet!!! Wow! My friends were like…girl..you better take that back to the hotel!!! But I didn’t. I was a good girl.Even though I soo would have!! But the island is so beautiful. The people are very nice…and it is soo clean!! I saw no garbage on the ground. Unbelievable! In New York..please…people through everything on to the street. NY is just so nasty.

I Got back from my flight last night at around 7pm. Then I got comfy to watch my Sopranos. I love this show and I don’t know why! Maybe I was italian in my other life?? Whatever. But it was so hard for me to get up this morning and go to work with all these bitches. Everyone was like…Oh did you have a nice time?? Did you have fun?? I was like..none of you bitches talk to me so why the hell do you want to know??? I didn’t say that of course. I just smiled and said yes I did…and kept it moving. See…now I am back in my NY bitchy mode….I was so realxed in Bermuda..Ohh The memories I have…..especially of Lynwood. Oh Damm I have to stop that!! OkOk…..I’m done…..welll not yet!!

Well let me run. I have to look for this damm client of mine who is not here yet. I hate chasing after these teenagers. I guess I better take a pill…

Talk to you soon.

Later Days…

DeeJ